Two Train Wrecks For The Price of One, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5’

Charlie Sheen, who played Tom Logan in Scary Movie 3 and died in Scary Movie 4, has signed on for a fifth installment along with keg-of-full-blown-crazy Lindsay Lohan.

The original face of Scary Movie, Ana Faris, is not returning and while a release date is not confirmed, it is expected to hit theaters in early 2013.

Disney starlet Ashley Tisdale will appear as “Jody.”

So, recovering Charlie Sheen on set with never-recovered Lohan. I have an idea…  Continue reading “Two Train Wrecks For The Price of One, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5’”