Miley Cyrus Looks Like a 12 Year-Old Mannequin In Prestige Magazine

Actually, on the cover, Miley looks like a microscopic 12 year-old Jennifer Aniston replica circa Friends, 2001.

Inside the issue she looks just a generic toddler who fell head-first into a cloud of makeup.

Not surprising since we know Asia, the magazine’s home country, is not only youth-obsessed, but aesthetically young as well.

For the October issue, the sixth anniversary of Prestige, Ms. Cyrus discussed her confusion. All 10,0000 pounds of it.

Or confused about how to NOT pose in the exact same thing that other high profile divas already rocked weeks earlier in Harper’s Bazaar. (Ahem, BEYONCE)…

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Eel ‘Disappears’ Into Asian Man’s Penis

A man in China, Vain Zhang Nan, 56, got more than he bargained for while receiving a spa treatment where he was bathing with eels.

The technique is meant to remove dead skin and rejuvenate the body, making you look younger naturally.

Zhang was faced with a harsh reality when one of the 6 inch long eels swam up into his penis/urethra and got stuck there.

He describes,

“I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis…”

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