Alabama woman cheats death

22-year-old Lynsey Horne's mugshot
“Very lucky” Auburn woman Lynsey Horne’s mugshot

On Wednesday morning authorities in Auburn, Alabama received several calls from concerned citizens who reported a woman was run over by a train.

Turns out the women fell asleep on the train track and the train passed over her.

When police arrived at the scene, 22-year- old Lynsey Horne was still asleep on the train tracks.

So of course this lady was very intoxicated, according to Auburn police Captain Lorenza Dorsey, but luckily she was uninjured.

“She’s very fortunate that the train went over her and did not strike her,” Dorsey told The Huffington Post on Friday.  Continue reading “Alabama woman cheats death”

Honey Boo Slaps Dr. Drew, Falls Asleep, Says She ‘Hates’ Her Fans

Extra grumpy Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child star Alana Thompson has been making the rounds on talks shows and every time it’s the same thing: her mother trying and failing to conduct the interview while she (Alana) makes noises, looks around, and flaps her arms.

People have been wondering if the fame is getting to her, when really you can blame TLC’s editing. Child who is famous for her hyperactivity goes on Jimmy Kimmel with the attention span of… a seven-year-old.

Do you like being on TV?: “NO!” answers Thompson, “Fans come up to me and I hate it.”

Continue reading “Honey Boo Slaps Dr. Drew, Falls Asleep, Says She ‘Hates’ Her Fans”

Fiona Apple Arrested For Having Hash On Her Tour Bus, Falls Asleep During Mugshot

Indie pop darling Fiona Apple was arrested on Wednesday night for drug possession.

Officers with drug-sniffing dogs at a border stop in Sierra Blanca, Texas discovered two containers with a decent amount (.02 pounds) of hash and weed on her tour bus.

Apple was held at Hudspeth County Jail until Thursday afternoon, where she was released on $10,000 bail.

Well, now she can sing “Criminal” with even more conviction. One of many gangsters to be arrested after police found suspicious things on their tour buses… She’s just like Lil’ Wayne, Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.  Continue reading “Fiona Apple Arrested For Having Hash On Her Tour Bus, Falls Asleep During Mugshot”

Director Compares Lindsay Lohan To Faye Dunaway, Rita Hayworth, And Shelley Winters

So, when I think of the word “blasphemy” I imagine some director comparing Lindsay Lohan to several highly respected classic actresses.

And that’s exactly what happened when Paul Schrader described her work in his new film The Canyons, which is about “the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition.”

From the movie’s Facebook page:

“Seven days in, first full week completed. Lindsay Lohan is a huge fan of Hollywood glamour and performances from the Golden Era. Working with her every day on varied scenes I’ve been making a mental checklist of classic movie performances she’s touched upon.”  Continue reading “Director Compares Lindsay Lohan To Faye Dunaway, Rita Hayworth, And Shelley Winters”

James Holmes, Spacing Out In Court

It’s really amazing how websites like News Track India are now calling James Holmes “a deeply disturbed individual.”

You didn’t realize it after you heard about the 71 victims? I mean what details did you need to come to that conclusion besides the bare bones of the story?  He had guns and tear gas. He killed people. Of course he’s disturbed.

On top the obvious – calling himself “The Joker” and reportedly spitting all over his solitary confinement cell – you can see it in his face during his first court appearance.  Continue reading “James Holmes, Spacing Out In Court”