Angelina Jolie Chose The ‘World War Z’ Premiere Over Her Aunt’s Funeral

Angelina Jolie World War Z premiereBrad Pitt washed his hair for last night’s World War Z premiere in London, maybe because his wife missed the funeral of her mother’s younger sister, Debbie Martin, to be there.

I’m not going to utter a single bad word about the woman who underwent a double mastectomy and sweeps refugee orphans off their feet like a humble superhero with shiny apple-waxed legs. Some might say that Angelina Jolie‘s alter-ego, the woman with no friends who fingerpaints with blood on other people’s husband’s nutsacks, needs to get her priorities straight. But not me.

Maybe her aunt was one of those “live in the moment” people who told her in advance to only attend her funeral if she didn’t have some sort of zombie movie event to attend. Maybe Angie prefers to grieve in her own way. Maybe she already said goodbye at a special one-on-one rich person pre-funeral.  Continue reading “Angelina Jolie Chose The ‘World War Z’ Premiere Over Her Aunt’s Funeral”

‘The Fosters,’ Produced by Jennifer Lopez, Reminds Us That Not All Lesbian Couples Are Teens

The Fosters ABC FamilyThe description of ABC Family’s The Fosters may sound over-the-top, but the show about two bi-racial lesbian foster moms with the last name “Foster” is dear to producer Jennifer Lopez’s blood-pumping organ.

“I had an aunt who was gay,” Lopez said during a chat with ET. “I lived with her and I loved her. She just passed away from cancer. I thought of her often when I was thinking about taking on this project and the prejudices that she faced.”

The show, starring Teri Polo (Meet The Parents) and Sherri Saum, has been criticized by that pesky handful of uptight housewives, One Million Moms, who said “Obviously, ABC has lost their minds,” fearing that the world would burn and collapse into itself as marriages were “redefined.”

Not that anyone without a Showtime subscription would even know that not all [television] lesbians are teenagers. (OMM would love to think that they switch teams on their 20th birthday.)  Continue reading “‘The Fosters,’ Produced by Jennifer Lopez, Reminds Us That Not All Lesbian Couples Are Teens”