Video: How To Get Free McDonald’s

In the no-nonsense video titled “Free McDonald’s,” Perth, Australia natives and YouTube masters Children of Poseidon (Cactus Body Slam, anybody?) teach us how to steal fast food.

1. Fumble for your wallet at the first window.

2. Tell them you’ll pay at the second.

3. Take the food and drive off.

A$AP Rocky Becomes First Man in History to be Mean to an Australian

asap rocky middle fingerWell, it appears that A$AP Rocky has a fucking problem.

During his recent show in Sydney this past Friday, a female fan was swooning over A$AP and trying to score a kiss–hoping he’d deliver so that she could tell the story to her grandchildren.  He decided to take the reasonable route and slap her across the face.

Granted, this girl was hitting him on the head pretty hard trying to get his attention, which was probably really annoying.  And it’s not like he’s going to kiss every wasted fashion killa that begs him for a kiss.  She clearly got a little too wild for the night, and stopped being polite.  But wow, that was straight up demeaning–and it clearly freaked the hell out of the her.

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Hugh Jackman Adjusts Wetsuit On Bondi Beach

Three X-Men movies and a spinoff later, and Hugh Jackman is still quite a specimen. Here he is, taking his bulging muscles for a swim on Bondi beach in Sydney, Australia with his wife and two children.

But who cares about his children? It’s sweet that he’s teaching them to boogie board, but I’m too busy wondering where I would end up if I pressed his veins onto a piece of paper and used it as a map.

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Lana Del Rey For Vogue Australia, October 2012

Indie princess Lana Del Rey covers Vogue Australia‘s October issue. Though I have not read the whole interview, VA’s website says Lana “reveals there’s more to her than sultry videos, Americana glamour and a whole lot of hoopla.”

Who said Lana was full of hoopla besides people who got weird preconceived notions from watching Saturday Night Live and never realized her talent as a songwriter of beautifully ironic pop music (she’s currently working on a reissue of Born To Die, called Paradise). Other things learned from Vogue’s summary – she wears a mink coat as pajamas, loves spaghetti, chocolate cake, diamonds and fast cars.  Continue reading “Lana Del Rey For Vogue Australia, October 2012”

Breast-Baring Australian Robber The ‘Buxom Bandit’ Flubs Gas Station Burglary

An unidentified blonde woman in her 20’s messed up a robbery on Monday when she entered a Queensland Gold Coast service station and failed to cover her face. She also wore a single glove, like Michael Jackson with boobs! Eee heee.

The most noticeable thing about the security footage was her chest so maybe the ‘Buxom Bandit” as she’s being called, is in the clear after all.

But why bring a knife when you’ve got pre-baby Jessica Simpson artillery to use as a distraction?

Her male accomplice was outside filling up on gas as she ‘terrorized’ the clerk with threats and made off with under $200 dollars from the cash register. Continue reading “Breast-Baring Australian Robber The ‘Buxom Bandit’ Flubs Gas Station Burglary”

Spider Blankets Appear In Australia After Floods

Portions of the city Wagga Wagga in Australia, New South Wales, were blanketed with spider webs after floodwaters in the area caused 13,000 people to flee their homes.

The ground-dwelling arachnids covered trees and grassland areas in attempt to “balloon” out of the region. Web kites are not uncommon after floods, entomology expert Graham Milledge told news.com.au:

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Spartacus Star Andy Whitfield (July 17, 1972 – September 11, 2011)

Andy Whitfield, 39, a fairly unknown actor before being cast on the hit Starz show Spartacus: Blood And Sandpassed away yesterday morning in Sydney, Australia.

The athletic Wales-native left the show for a hiatus after being diagnosed with non-Hodgkin Lymphoma, while the creators worked on a brief prequel to Blood And Sand called Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena, focusing on some of the core characters, sans Whitfield.

Whitfield would have come back for a second full season if he hadn’t received the terrible news in March of 2010 that his cancer had reappeared. Nobody but his family really knew the details of his health previously, so his death comes as a huge shock…  Continue reading “Spartacus Star Andy Whitfield (July 17, 1972 – September 11, 2011)”