Chris Pratt Just Landed the Lead in Marvel’s Next Big Franchise

Chris Pratt StarlordLike many women of the 20-something age group, I first saw Chris Pratt as a completely cliché, granola-munching hippie on The O.C.

The more he traipsed around in plaid talking to Summer (Rachel Bilson) about spirit animals the more I disliked him as an actor and person. Only a minor change of heart occurred when I heard he was dating Anna Faris, because I figured she wouldn’t get with a humorless square.

THEN I finally suckered myself into watching Parks and Recreation after resisting for at least two years because I hate the talk-to the-camera format of The Office…  Continue reading “Chris Pratt Just Landed the Lead in Marvel’s Next Big Franchise”

Soundgarden’s New Song Aggravates My IBS

Out of the Seattle grunge explosion of Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Nirvana and Soundgarden I could have guessed that Chris Cornell would be the one the ruin my memories. Granted, Eddie Vedder almost did it with his Into The Wild songs and “Last Kiss” cover.

I’m referring to the song “Live To Rise,” Soundgarden’s first single in 15 years. It’s not bad enough that it sounds like Nickelback or solo Cornell (or even Rossdale) but it’s from The Avengers soundtrack.  Continue reading “Soundgarden’s New Song Aggravates My IBS”

Hulk Is ‘Our Generation’s Hamlet’ Plus Mark Ruffalo’s Genitals!

I can’t actually show you Mark ruffalo’s genitals. I’ll get in trouble. I can tell you that he thinks he has a tiny penis. Or at least that’s what he says to sound humble and get you into bed.

During a SlashFilm interview with Mark Ruffalo on playing Hulk in The Avengers, he was asked about filming in a motion capture suit near Grand Central station in New York:

“That was my first day and that was a miserable day. It was smoky, it was hell and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most [flattering way].” Continue reading “Hulk Is ‘Our Generation’s Hamlet’ Plus Mark Ruffalo’s Genitals!”

Scarlett Johansson As Useless Black Widow (Avengers Trailer)

I went from liking Scarlett Johansson in movies like Ghost World, to hating her, then Woody Allen convinced me that I loved her and now I’m pretty sure – I can’t stand her.

In interviews she’s vapid and sugary, and in movies, well, she almost always plays the same person. Some confused girl with a far-away look in her eye. But perhaps that IS Scarlett. I don’t know…

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Iron Man Punched ScarJo With Metal Fist Of Reality

Reportedly (means I have no clue if this is true or not) Robert Downey Jr. punched Scarlett Johansson on the set of the new Avengers movie, because he pushed the wrong button in his Iron Man suit.

A “source” (still dunno if it’s true) says:

“Robert triggered a switch that controls one of his arms and it suddenly jerked backward and whacked poor Scarlett. Knocked silly, she staggered backward, then lost her balance and fell off the low platform they were standing on.”

At LEAST now we know who’d win in a fight between Iron Man and Black Widow. Oh wait, I already knew…

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Loki’s Got A Crush On ScarJo’s Booty

New photos from The Avengers set in New York have surfaced! The pictures show Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston (Thor’s villainous brother, Loki), Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr. working diligently on their upcoming film that combines the powers of some of Marvel’s biggest Superheroes.

All dutifully working except Tom Hiddleston. The first thing I noticed is that he can’t stop looking at Scarlett Johansson! Whether it’s her eyes or her ass, he’s hooked on those Black Widow toxins.

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