Thanks For The Laughs, Trader Joe’s

So, as usual, I peer into my refrigerator like it is a crystal ball of future diabetes yesterday morning and see this yogurt staring back at me and think it’s regular vanilla but am instantly confused by the banana clip art.

I scan the label one more time and see that it is in fact, Trader Joe’s “Vanana,” which is the best name for pre-op (or post?) lady parts that I never previously thought of.

Try using it in a sentence. “Whoa, my vanana is really itchy today.” Or, “Hey Sally, your vanana looks so shiny and rejuvenated, what is your secret?”

Despite the humor, it’s quite, umm, I can’t say it with a straight face. But this PRODUCT is quite tasty if not a tad too… watery. Oh dear.

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Funny Video: Megan Fox Startled By Man In Banana Suit

Megan Fox visited Ellen DeGeneres yesterday to talk about body ink regrets (“Kids, don’t ever get tattoos!”) and her former job at a smoothie shop.

Yes, Megan Fox used to sell fruity beverages to teens/parents, and dressed up as a banana every Friday! Ellen, a notorious prankster, took the opportunity to frighten Megan with a yellow accomplice.

Banana Thrown At NHL Player During Flyers-Red Wings Game

In an exhibition game on Thursday, September 22nd at Labatt Centre in London, Ontario, Wayne Simmonds experienced a starting jolt of racism in the form of a banana tossed his way by a member of the audience. Presumably a racist gesture.

He was in the process of preparing for a shootout, so the incident was particularly noticeable. The Philadelphia Right Wing stated to the Associated Press afterwards:

“I caught it from the side of my eye. It was a banana. Hopefully, that wasn’t directed towards me being black, because if it was, that’s just somebody being ignorant…You learn to deal with it.”

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