Charlie Sheen’s Apology and Reason For Using The Other F-Word

Charlie Sheen mayor of Los AngelesCharlie Sheen cheekily tells TMZ that he meant to say “maggot” instead of “faggot” at the opening of a rooftop bar he co-owns because he has a speech impediment.

Sheen originally caused a mini uproar when he said, “Lying bunch of faggot assholes, how we doing?” to a crowd at Epic inside El Ganzo hotel in Cabo San Lucas.

“I meant to say maggot but I have a lisp,” he explained.

The rest of his apology (“I meant no ill will and intended to hurt no one and I apologize if I offended anyone”) was sadly lacking in warlock or Vatican assassin talk. Maybe next time?

Is Meeting The President Really THIS Scary?

The answer is yes, meeting the president is overwhelming whether it’s George Bush or Obama or Ulysses S. Grant. Especially if it’s Ulysses S. Grant because nobody but the Biography channel likes ghosts.

Now, this picture went viral for the obvious reasons. I hate the word “viral” because anything on the internet is technically viral but this is just one of those times where I’m lazy and can’t think of anything else.

The woman you see is University Of Colorado student Madalyn “dive bar girl” Starkey who ran into the prez at, you guessed it, a local pub.

Her Twitter caption (“Just met Obama at the Sink”) was much more relaxed than her facial expression. Good thing she has proof, cause who would believe her without it?

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Lady Gaga Might Be Dating Some CW Star


Lady Gaga has been romantically connected to Taylor Kinney  (the 30 year-old Vampire Diaries star) for the past few days. RadarOnline reports that Kinney and Gaga were spotted at a bar near his home on Sunday ‘making out.’

On Monday the two were seen walking along Mission Boulevard L.A., and celebrity birdwatchers sighted them one more time on Tuesday at the beach, destination unknown.

An onlooker at the bar fittingly known as The Sneak Joint, in Mission Viejo said, “I couldn’t tell it was her at first. It just looked like some hot couple making out, but then I realized it was Lady Gaga. Everyone went nuts…”

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