Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [4-17-13]

Breaking Bad bath salts
Sit back and relax in the tub with “Bathing Bad Bath Salts.” (Laughing Squid)

Amanda Seyfried got into character by deep throating a penis. (Huffington Post)

Brad Pitt pushed Selena Gomez under a craft service table. (Digital Spy)

Will.i.am is falling all over Miley Cyrus‘ membrane in new song. (ohmyGAHH!)

Pansexual seahorse Ryan Lochte loves working girls who don’t smoke. (E! Online)

Jamie Foxx turns demented Blue Man Group member for Spider-Man 2. (Evil Beet)

Naked Miami Zombie Was Likely On ‘Bath Salts’

Rudy Eugene, the Florida man who was shot and killed near Miami Beach after police discovered him eating another man’s face in the nude on May 26, may have been high on an designer drug often called “bath salts” or “ivory wave.”

The victim is 65 year-old Ronald Poppo, whose bizarre case of has gone viral in every sense of the word. He is in critical condition and “unrecognizable” after the horrific events.

Eugene chewed off 80% percent of Poppo’s face, targeting his nose, ears, cheeks and eyes. People are calling him a “zombie” due to the fact that he continued biting after he was shot in the chest by the cops.

But what of this unusual synthetic psychoactive drug that he was speculated to be on? In its two forms, MDPV and mephedrone, it was once legal…

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