George Bush Hacker Leaks Dubya Bath and Shower Pics

george bush painting Did I say “bath and shower” pics? Because I mean drawings. Sorry, sickos. To the left is an actual photo of George Bush THE ARTIST.

Naked George Jr. by camera may be more “valuable” in terms of Google searches and common perverse curiosity, but you and I both know that a self-portrait of him soaking his feet in the tub is somehow priceless.

This is the result of a hacker (thus the giant “Guccif[er]” logo, though I think “Bushwhacker” is way better) who leaked the content of the entire family’s phones and email accounts.

Let go of your past feelings. That whole worst president of all time who made up words, aimed his bellows at the recession and “forgot” the people of New Orleans thing. Ancient history.

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Eel ‘Disappears’ Into Asian Man’s Penis

A man in China, Vain Zhang Nan, 56, got more than he bargained for while receiving a spa treatment where he was bathing with eels.

The technique is meant to remove dead skin and rejuvenate the body, making you look younger naturally.

Zhang was faced with a harsh reality when one of the 6 inch long eels swam up into his penis/urethra and got stuck there.

He describes,

“I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis…”

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Pastry Burglar Breaches Celine Dion’s Home

September 5th, 2011 – a 36 year-old man was caught breaking into Celine Dion’s home in Canada.

Daniel Bedard was arrested on the spot and charged with breaking and entering, property damage and auto theft after being found in the singer’s Montreal mansion.

He tripped the silent alarm, and the police found him eating pastries out of the refrigerator and running himself a bath. (Sounds relaxing)

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