Jessica Simpson Poses in the Bathroom Mirror After Drinking too Much Beer

Jessica Simpson pregnant bikiniI like to think of this photo of Jessica Simpson as a sequel to the one of her on the toilet.

You all know how I feel about pregnant women, and this one, a bikini-clad Jessica in the mirror pursing her lips together like she’s about to blow 5,0000 candles out on a cake that happens to be inside a paper mill, is no exception.

And even though I know I could fit a cup of Chili and a Frosty from Wendy’s inside that belly button, I’m not going to say anything mean. Anything else that’s mean.

I’d be just as annoyed if it were a partially naked non-pregnant woman taking her own picture with a bejeweled iPhone in the bathroom (no I wouldn’t).