Video: Maroon 5 – “Animals”

This completely unoriginal video, released 3 days ago, is apparently controversial.

A spokesperson for RAINN (Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network) are calling the video – which features Adam Levine creeping on real-life wifey/10,000th-model-he’s-bedded Behati Prinsloo – “a dangerous depiction of a stalker’s fantasy.”
 
I, on the other hand, believe that the majority of people have enough sense to differentiate harmless, horror-themed imagery from instructions on how to stalk and kill women, but then again, they are watching Maroon 5 videos in their spare time…
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I personally found the video of him making babies with Minka Kelly more upsetting.

(Not sure if bad kisser or intentionally slobbering to make video grosser…?)

Being in Love Has Made Adam Levine a Better Person

Adam levine blond instagramAdam Levine seems like the type of guy who would buy you crepes ever day for a month and then suddenly ignore you to buy some other girl crepes, right? Right. Well, now that he’s found “the one” (he’s getting married next month to Behati Prinsloo), he feels bad for being a serial crepist and is apologizing to every one of his model exes, particularly Nina Agdal and Anne V.

This doesn’t quite make up for other bad decisions, like his hair color and the “Behati” tattoo he plans to get over his heart, but it’s a start.

A source for Us Weekly says the ladies aren’t keen to let him off the hook and “couldn’t care less.” Bright side: Leonardo DiCaprio is still single.

Forget wedding plans, the real tough decision would be whether to send the apology letters directly to the Sports Illustrated or Victoria’s Secret headquarters.