I Don’t Take Comfort In Change, That’s Why I’m Happy That Bill Clinton Is Still A Pimp

Porn star Brooklyn Lee (Mission Asspossible, Nacho Vidal The Sexual Messiah) posted this picture of her, Tasha Reign (Farm Girls Gone Bad), a third unidentifiable woman of the night YouPorn, and Bill Clinton on Twitter.

They were at a French gala benefitting both the Prince Albert II of Monaco and William J. Clinton foundations on Wednesday.

It’s good to see him doing his thing. Surrounded by women who get paid to make parodies of The Avengers, Revenge Of The Nerds, and Spiderman. (Yeah, you missed auditions, the Avengers porn parody is done)

Nearly two decades since the Lewinsky scandal, still married to Hillary, and surrounded by implanted ladies who, no matter how they try, can’t quite seem to wash the lube off their hands. No worries though. The women aren’t quite chubby enough to be Bill’s type…  Continue reading “I Don’t Take Comfort In Change, That’s Why I’m Happy That Bill Clinton Is Still A Pimp”