Tag: big

Celebrities, News, Not For Kids

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-26-12]

Kim Kardashian asks if her “butt looks big.” World answers yes, years ago. (Evil Beet)

On top of face-kinis, China also has RED beaches. (Grind Tv)

Macaulay Culkin just turned 32. Is still friends with more celebs than you can name. (Yahoo!)

Sesame Street’s Jerry “Count von Count” Nelson passed away. (Grouchy Muffin)

Alexander Skarsgård has a new baby brother. His seventh sibling! (E! Online)

Woman fired from Burger King for wearing a skirt. (Inquisitr)

Anti-Obama documentary sours at box office. For a documentary. (Gawker)

Mother nature hates Republicans, sends tropical storm Isaac to their convention. (Washington Post)

Snooki‘s baby gorilla introduced to society. Here’s some more info. (Access Hollywood)

Celebrities, Fashion, Movies

Is That You, Nicole Kidman??

Nicole Kidman went CRAZY Baywatch blonde for her upcoming role in The Paperboy, costarring Zac Efron, John Cusack and Matthew Mcconaughey. I wonder how long Nicole will keep that huge mop of yellow hair? Yikes. Maybe it’s a wig? I’m no expert. Somebody investigate this for me? Very Stepford Wife-y.

Oh here’s a synopsis of The Paperboy, from Publisher’s Weekly, in case you were wondering.

“Narrator Jack James is the son of the Moat County Tribune’s editor and publisher. While Jack’s older brother, Ward, reports for the Miami Times, Jack has settled for a job delivering papers for the Tribune. But when Ward and his partner, evil dandy Yardley Acheman, come to Moat County to investigate the four-year-old murder of the local sheriff, Jack assists them in the inquiry.”

Wait, what? I fell asleep reading that summary.