Video: Teenage Emma Stone Sings “Bitch”

Before her film debut in Superbad and after bumping stomachs with Tweedledee at a children’s theater in Arizona, circa 2004 Emma Stone was singing the wildly inappropriate “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks on national television.  Continue reading “Video: Teenage Emma Stone Sings “Bitch””

The Wanted’s Tom Parker Is Still Talking About Bitchy Christina Aguilera

Tom Parker, the squirrely, Josh Hutcherson-looking member of The Wanted, called Christina Aguilera a “total bitch” after performing “Chasing The Sun” on The Voice.

In June, he rubbed a photo of her on his butt and crotch at a New York radio station and said,

“She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch, she just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.”

Later Parker told TMZ “We apologize for the comment,” after mentioning that the other judges were “nice” and Christina was lazy and lacked manners.  Continue reading “The Wanted’s Tom Parker Is Still Talking About Bitchy Christina Aguilera”

Madonna Forgives Elton John, Calls Him ‘A Big Fan’ Of Hers

Madonna is “forgiving” Elton John for calling her a nightmarish fairground stripper cunt, mostly because she simply cannot believe that anyone could ever hate her.

Ms. Ciccone dedicated the song “Masterpiece” to her former friend at a concert in France on Tuesday night. She told the crowd,

“I know he’s a big fan of it. And I know he’s a big fan of mine. And you know? I forgive him. Gotta start somewhere.”

If you didn’t already know, dedicating the track that won Best Original Song at the Golden Globes over John’s Gnomeo and Juliet contribution to him is yet another not-so sly uppercut to the face of anyone who stands in her way.  Continue reading “Madonna Forgives Elton John, Calls Him ‘A Big Fan’ Of Hers”

That Lady From ‘Haywire’ Seems Like A Bitch

If I have to see the ad for Haywire one more time I’m going to…do nothing at all. But I’m going to wish I that I was a short-bus superhero whose power was to go temporarily blind and deaf.

Really, Steven Soderbergh? Another movie about a betrayed spy, but it’s different because there’s a woman knocking people over like a rainforest in Peru instead of Matt Damon, Daniel Craig or Jason Statham?

Continue reading “That Lady From ‘Haywire’ Seems Like A Bitch”