These ‘Healed’ Snake Bite Photos Are Still Traumatizing

Steve Rankin 1You may have seen Man Vs. Wild producer Steve Rankin‘s highly disturbing snake bite photo the other day. Well, the image tweeted by Bear Grylls now has an explanation and two sequels.

Rankin wrote that the snake, a Fer-de-Lance pit viper, lunged at him from under a fallen tree, poisoning him through his boot.

 “It took about 2 hours to get to hospital. I hobbled, was carried and choppered to San Jose. Lucky it was so quick,” he said after someone on Twitter asked about his treatment.

Here’s the first, gross-yet-fascinating post-surgery photo of his zombie foot:  CLICK for eye-burning pain…

Man Vs. Wild Producer’s Foot Skin Removed By Vicious Reptile

Bear Grylls man vs wild I’ve looked at the photo Bear Grylls shared with his Twitter followers of his producer’s snakebitten foot multiple times, mostly because I was warned not to by all the websites that covered it.

And it’s still so gross. Grosser than Kevin Ware’s leg bone and slightly less gross than the legless Boston marathon bombing victim. Yet I’m intrigued by all these sick wounds because I’m a sad freak. Or maybe I was a doctor in another life. Or a sadist. Sadist doctor.  Click for picture…

Crazed Female Fan Sinks Piranha Teeth Into Danny Bonaduce

Redheaded child star turned beefy ginger hulk reality D-lister/radio personality Danny Bonaduce made an appearance in a Washington casino last Friday where he was greeted by one very sharp-toothed fan who had to be removed by force from his freckled flesh.

“First lady in line says ‘I love your radio show. I loved you on the Partridge Family. Can you kiss me?’ And I said, ‘Sure,'” and she leaned in grabbed both hands around my head and just went WAAA [indicates to face],” Bonadouchey told CNN.

“They were tiny little Chucky teeth. Man, they just gnawed like piranhas,” he said. “People are trying to pull her off me … I’m screaming like a baby.”  Continue reading “Crazed Female Fan Sinks Piranha Teeth Into Danny Bonaduce”

Shakira ‘Attacked’ By Sea Lions And Penguins

Queen of Loca She Wolves and time and space-defying belly dancing Shakira was nearly bitten by a sea lion during her vacation at what appears to be Cape Of Good Hope in the Southernmost point of Africa.

She shared this info along with some pictures from her trip which were posted to Twitter as well as Facebook one of her posing with some penguins and another of a baboon on the car she was traveling in.

Turns out the Columbian pop star was trying to get a closer look at the creatures when one came uncomfortably close to her.

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