Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-13-12

Kendall Jenner Blank Magazine 1Kendall Jenner would probably get high-fashion modeling jobs without her sisters. (ONTD!)

U.S. citizens are officially too fat to join anything but the buffet rewards program. (Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan‘s storage unit items will be for sale if she doesn’t cough up $16,000. (Celebuzz)

Don’t see The Hobbit unless you like watching people play video games. (Kotaku)

Superman/teen Clark Kent seems especially emo in new Man of Tears Steel trailer. (ohmyGAHH!)

Get Tinnitus with this Myspace-presented Vanilla Ice Christmas song. (Grouchy Muffin)

Meggings (Leggings for men) are becoming increasingly popular with ze Hollywood men. (Yahoo!)