Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-7-12]

Michelle Obama creates new blue-grey nail polish trend. (Yahoo!)

Burger joint In-N-Out might be racist, two men sue. (Huffington Post)

Khloe Kardashian will likely host X Factor. (E! Online)

Men suck at wearing clothes, here are the worst dressed dudes at the VMAs. (GQ)

Clint Eastwood explains why he talked to an empty chair. (Washington Post)

10 funny/random GIFs of Olivia Wilde. (UPROXX)

Ryan Lochte isn’t the smartest stripper in the dunk tank. (Celebuzz)

NFL star Chris Kluwe sends letter supporting gay marriage to unsupportive politician (Deadspin)

Rihanna called “friends” Drake, Lil’ Wayne, and Nicki Minaj “assholes?” (TMZ)

Jessica Simpson As Violet Beauregarde

Jessica Simpson had a baby shower on Sunday but that’s not the interesting part, because babies are never really a highlight of anyone’s day, except for liars.

The thing I love about the photos of her at the shower is her outfit choice, of course. Blue snakeskin, on an inflated clown marble of a lady.

And I’m in a very jokey mood today (thus the Bieber/Kardashian stuff) so I figured it was best to point out how much she resembles Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.  Continue reading “Jessica Simpson As Violet Beauregarde”

Artist XVALA Creates Embarrassing Mark Zuckerberg ‘Manhood’ Piece

Street artist XVALA (aka Jeff Hamilton) is the latest to capitalize on America’s obsession with celebrities, combining that fixation with shock value to somehow rationalize his “work.”

XVALA is kind of like Daniel Edwards (the Justin Bieber penis/Spears birth sculpture guy) who happens to be a frequent collaborator of Hamilton’s.

His latest artistic effort is a statue called “Mark Zuckerberg’s Not Very Well Hung Hanger,” that is actually made out of a hanger stolen from the Facebook creator’s trash.

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