Here’s Why Sofia Vergara’s Holiday-Themed Fights Are Better Than Halle Berry’s…

Sofia Vergara boob fell outSofia Vergara was involved in fight at a club on New Year’s Eve that was mildly reminiscent of the Gabriel Aubry/Olivier Martinez brawl, except not because Sofia Vergara wasn’t hiding in a corner applying hair gel like a pansy (Halle)…

Sofia’s hothead boyfriend Nick Loeb was reportedly tense because of the male attention Sofia was (/is always) receiving from “a friend.” Later, Loeb got into a physical altercation with some folks at a nearby VIP table.

It wouldn’t be a news-worthy Vergara moment if a body part didn’t burst out of her dress, and that’s exactly what happened when she tried to get involved.

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Lady Gaga Let It All Hang Out At Paris Fashion Week [PHOTOS]

Photographer Terry Richardson’s favorite subject besides Jared Leto is Lady Gaga, so of course he didn’t miss a single chance at Paris Fashion Week.

In pictures from Richardson’s diary, Gaga is cuddling up to Donatella Versace in a bathroom with her tits out. I think art can be sexy but when it truly is art, it isn’t about sex.

In this case, Lady Gaga’s boobs fall under the “candid everyday things” category.

It’s actually weirdly refreshing to see someone so famous be so unashamed and, not tacky, with their flesh. Still not sure why she seems so determined to cover one knocker and not the other?

I guess that’s the less lazy one, that managed to escape. Here’s the full gallery…  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Let It All Hang Out At Paris Fashion Week [PHOTOS]”

Rihanna Dedicates Boob Tattoo To Gran Gran Dolly, Tells Piers Morgan To ‘Grow A Dick’

Rihanna is honoring her late grandmother, nicknamed “Gran Gran Dolly,” with a tattoo of the Egyptian goddess Isis just under her braline. Queen of umbrellas and clam-fanning got the tattoo in London on Saturday (she was there for a performance at the Paralympics).

Goddess Isis – Complete Woman – Model for future generations – #GRANGRANDOLLY – always in and on my heart #1love,” she wrote on Instagram.

In semi-related news Piers Morgan took aim at Rihanna’s new short haircut saying that she “needs to grow her hair back. Fast.” Her response: “grow a dick….. FAST!!!!”

Don’t be scared for Piers’ life, it was all in good fun. He asked her if she wanted to come on the show, and she said “phuck yea lets do it!!!!!!!!!” Continue reading “Rihanna Dedicates Boob Tattoo To Gran Gran Dolly, Tells Piers Morgan To ‘Grow A Dick’”

Lindsay Longboobs Goes On A Shopping Spree

This is a photo of Lindsay Lohan doing some shopping in Venice Beach.

I know what you’re thinking – ‘god, I hope it was just laundry day, and that she was shopping for bras and shirts with enough fabric to cover the magical ginger map to Asgard known as her back.’

Here’s a math problem for you. If the Grand Canyon is 5,000 feet deep and Lindsay Lohan is standing naked at the top of it, how far do her boobs fall, and do they graze the bottom of its dusty basin?

If I saw Lindsay walking around near my house, like at the grocery store or something, not only would I not know who she was, but I would call the cops and pray that she would be taken to the cleanest, least-molestery psychiatric hospital in town with the most supportive straight jackets.

Oh how the mighty have fallen [5,001 feet].

Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip

Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.

I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.

Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:

“There is nothing sexual about that titty and that shoulder. That’s an old titty…I guess she thinks it’s sexy…Looks like a beanbag with a nipple, that breast.”   -Howard Stern  Continue reading “Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip”

How Dare They Change Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Boobs!!

Someone went ahead and altered a promotional photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt for the Lifetime tv-movie turned show The Client List to make her boobs look smaller and more covered.

Hewitt plays a mother who gives happy endings, which is already pretty spectacular. I would almost watch it based solely on that description if I hadn’t seen part of the Golden-Globe nominated movie.

Sadly it’s similar to Ghost Whisperer in that it never goes full retard, forever stuck somewhere between taking itself seriously and going consciously into Broken Lizard’s so-good-it’s-bad format.  Continue reading “How Dare They Change Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Boobs!!”

Rihanna’s Bottom BarbadoBoob, Plus Chris Brown Tweet

Rihanna‘s got to be the most written about thing on The Twist besides the Kardashians but I’m not gonna stop, I’m still a fan and a pervert and I’ve been tricked into liking Talk That Talk, even though I wrote a Stereogum comment that it was the worst Rihanna album ever that also contained the most embarrassing song in existence. (“Cockiness”)

Mrs. Man Down Rum Pum Pum Pum We Found Love In An Umbrella visited her native country over the Christmas break to visit her family and of course she stopped by the beach with her little brother, and half her boob fell out, and she didn’t care, and no one there did either. But it’s still news?

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UK Woman’s Implant Explodes During Paintball

After a 26 year-old British woman’s implant burst during paintball, the company, UK Paintball, decided to quickly rewrite their policies. The front page of their website contains a humorous statement:

“Due to an incident at our Croydon Paintballing centre on Saturday 20 August 2011 we respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking. You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs and asked to sign a disclaimer. You will also be issued with extra padding to protect your implants while paintballing. Thank you for your cooperation…”  Continue reading “UK Woman’s Implant Explodes During Paintball”

Matthew Fox Punched A Lady In The Boob

Sunday August 28, Lost and Party Of  Five star Matthew Fox, 45, punched a female bus driver in her boob, arm and groin.

29 year-old Heather Bormann filed an official complaint yesterday, charging him with assault.

She has photographic proof of her injuries and Matthew will almost certainly be apprehended in some way for his offense.

The altercation started when he tried to climb aboard the a bus that was booked by a bachelor party that he was not invited to.

After he stepped onboard and was asked to leave, he swung at her. She also reported that he smelled strongly of alcohol and that she swung back!
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Creepy Lady Gaga Snuff Pictures (NSFW)

I mentioned previously in my Lady Gaga Is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single) article that matron monster had been in Japanese Vogue in 2009 where she debuted her male Pacino alter Jo Calderone…

Well now some very interesting outtakes from the photo shoot are being released.

And when you look at them, don’t worry, I also felt like I was being shown police evidence photos that once fell out of a sex offender’s “secret” album…

Ever hear that song, “Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage?” Well, this is more “Legal Lady G In A Hogtie.”

So, yes, no more delaying, here are some graphic pictures of Lady Gaga, there’s a shot of her balls, or proof of ball absence I guess, and also some Bisquick boobs…

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Nicki Minaj’s Boob Fell Out On Good Morning America (Video/NSFW Pics Included!)

On yesterday’s taping of Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj, female MC of the year (because there aren’t any others) had kind of an actual Pink Friday.

It isn’t as shocking as the Janet Jackson nip slip really, and Ms. Minaj kind of made it funny by making one of her trademark crazy plastic barbie surprise faces when it happened, during the song “Where Dem Girls At.”

The video can be viewed on World Star Uncut.

Nicki has already suffered wardrobe malfunctions in the past, like during one of her Femme Fatale opener shows on June 23rd when her dress “broke.”

Maybe it was tired of being part of a cliche ploy to be one of the most eccentric, brightly-colored things in the world. Or maybe her booty is just the size of Saturn and the atmosphere imploded…

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