Lamar Odom Gets THREE YEARS OF PROBATION for Being an Irresponsible Drunk

Lamar Odom drivingRemember when Lamar Odom was arrested for driving in a slow but snakelike zig zag down the 101 under the influence of alcohol and God knows what else? (And by “God knows what else,” I mean crack.)

Well, on top of his license being revoked for most of 2014, he was just slapped with three whole years of probation for his little August joyride. This mostly due to Odom’s refusal to take a chemical test, which a California Highway Patrol officer told Radar is something “no one should ever do.”

Odom will also be forced to take an “alcohol education class,” because booze is bad mmkay.  Continue reading “Lamar Odom Gets THREE YEARS OF PROBATION for Being an Irresponsible Drunk”

Lindsay Got Her Teeth Fixed, Addictions Still Prevalent

After showing up to the Saint’s Row: The Third premiere a few weeks ago in L.A. with cavity-ridden teeth the color of what’d you find inside a campground Honey Bucket, we all wondered why Lindsay hadn’t paid to fix the damn things.

And guess what? She did fix them! She probably read my Lohan candy corn mouth article and realized that I was trying to tell her something.

She must have missed my other articles where I berated her for drinking like Tony Soprano and smoking more cigarettes than The Marlboro man, rest his soul.

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