‘Fan’ Takes Chris Brown-Related Anger Out on Rihanna’s Knee

Rihanna bloody kneeOne second Rihanna‘s living Robyn’s “Dancing On My Own” in the corner of an L.A. nightclub opposite Chris Brown, the next she’s in London dodging bottles.

Rihanna scraped up her knee on a metal grate after partying it up with socialite model/Rita Ora bestie Cara Delvingn at a place called The Box. Eyewitnesses say a fan of unspecified gender threw an energy drink at her and scolded her for dating Chris Brown.

In a surprising twist, Rihanna went on a date with the fan the next day, then went on Good Morning America to talk about how wrong it was to forgive him/her, stayed away for a few years, then said ‘f*ck the people who care about me haters’ and went back to the verbally abusive bottle-tosser.  Continue reading “‘Fan’ Takes Chris Brown-Related Anger Out on Rihanna’s Knee”

I Don’t Know Who Cher Lloyd Is, But I Doubt She Deserves To Be Pelted With Bottles Of Urine

I hear the name “Cher Lloyd” all the time, mostly when I used to read Perez. Cher Lloyd this and Cher Lloyd that. I know what she looks like, I think she has brown hair.

Cher Lloyd Webber, Christopher Lloyd X Factor so-an-so performed at England’s V Fest August 19 and was not greeted with conventional applause and cheers.

Instead, she was booed and pelted with bottles. Specifically, bottles full of urine. “It’s hard enough being up here, but it’s not nice having bottles of piss chucked at you,” she told the crowd. She later clarified the situation via Twitter writing:  Continue reading “I Don’t Know Who Cher Lloyd Is, But I Doubt She Deserves To Be Pelted With Bottles Of Urine”

Former NY Governor’s Stepdaughter Commits Bottle Assault

At 4:45 am on Saturday October 1st, Ashley Dennis – stepdaughter of ex-New York governor David Paterson – was arrested for hitting her boyfriend Brian McGuinness over the head with a bottle.

His stepdaughter, an account executive at Edelman Public Affairs, had a huge fight with her boyfriend at his West Village apartment. After neighbors, who described the fight as ‘loud and bloody’ called the police…

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