Jeremy Shockey Out $15,000 For Posting Photo of His Ex-Wife’s Tight End?

Jeremy Shockey Daniela CortazarFormer Giants and Saints Super Bowl champion Jeremy Shockey’s soon-to-be ex-wife Daniela Cortazar is asking for $15,000 because of an Instagram photo of her bare bottom that supposedly violates a privacy provision in the prenup.

These two lovebirds spent a handful of last year’s months batting their eyelashes at each other and Tweeting photos from the bed they couldn’t be bothered to leave.

Suddenly, Shockey decided Cortazar was insane and filed for divorce, claiming the marriage was “irretrievably broken.” (Posting the booty pic after the fact because he still thinks she’s hot and/or wanted to humiliate her?)

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Rihanna’s Bottom BarbadoBoob, Plus Chris Brown Tweet

Rihanna‘s got to be the most written about thing on The Twist besides the Kardashians but I’m not gonna stop, I’m still a fan and a pervert and I’ve been tricked into liking Talk That Talk, even though I wrote a Stereogum comment that it was the worst Rihanna album ever that also contained the most embarrassing song in existence. (“Cockiness”)

Mrs. Man Down Rum Pum Pum Pum We Found Love In An Umbrella visited her native country over the Christmas break to visit her family and of course she stopped by the beach with her little brother, and half her boob fell out, and she didn’t care, and no one there did either. But it’s still news?

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