Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Her Wrist While [Handjob] Training For ‘The Client List’

It seems Ms. HugeTits broke her wrist training for the role of a woman who is “forced” into working at a happy ending massage parlor on The Client List.

Unfortunately, J-Love did not sprain it after an especially vigorous simulated handjob, she did it boxing.

Jennifer likes to punch things, possibly pretending the bag is every member of the media who ever drew attention to her rapidly shrinking and expanding waistline.

“Guess who broke her wrist yesterday boxing to get fit for season two! I will be spending the weekend resting in my pjs,” she wrote on Twitter.  Continue reading “Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Her Wrist While [Handjob] Training For ‘The Client List’”

J-Lo Grabs Herself And Revisits ‘Enough’

Jennifer Lopez played an abused wife who learned to hit back in the 2002 film, Enough, and now, she’s taken that a step further in a new spread for V Magazine.

And by spread, I mean she has a penis, or a bulge caused by an improperly designed Cleto Reyes groin and abdominal protector.

Enlarged clitoris or not, this shoot brings back memories of a better time, when she still had baby fat and side bangs and the biggest butt in town.

Now she’s a three-time divorcee, on American Idol and Q’Viva with Marc Anthony plus dancing on Fiats with her legs in the air.

I’m starting a bring-andro-J-Lo-back petition. Maybe there’s hope hidden in these photos?  Continue reading “J-Lo Grabs Herself And Revisits ‘Enough’”

Legendary Heavyweight Boxer Joe Frazier (January 12, 1944 – November 7, 2011)

Yesterday night was a very sad day for sports, specifically boxing. We lost Smokin’ Joe Frazier, who was a spectacular fighter back when truly explosive rivalries existed within the sport. His confrontations with Muhammad Ali in the 70’s were bigger then than any LeBron vs. Kobe or MMA riff raff of today.

Frazier was a people’s champion, an Olympic gold medalist with a rugged quiet charm and the fiercest left hook you can imagine. The insults he took from Ali were horrendous, something you never saw in 2001’s Ali, starring Will Smith, with James Toney portraying Joe Frazier.

Ali’s racist jabs almost hit harder than anything in the ring, especially during their 1975 “Thrilla in Manila” fight in the Philippines, which Ali won after 14 strenuous rounds. Frazier, in all his brilliance, did defeat his rival (they both lost only four fights in their entire career) earlier, in 1971. Smokin’ Joe could wear Ali out like no one else.

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Two Hobbits Boxing (Elijah Baggins Vs. Merry Monaghan)

Lord Of The Rings cast mates Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan squared off in a celebrity boxing match sponsored by the movie Knuckle during Fantastic Fest in Austin, Texas.

In case you already thought this was the nerdiest thing fake boxing match you’ve ever heard of, Elijah insulted his real-life friend in between punches for being an avid World Of Warcraft fan!

Pink gloves? WoW? Hobbits? “Fantastic Fest?” A boxing “ring?” What could be better?…

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