Boy Bander Calum Hood Pulls a Pete Wentz, Shows the World His No No Square

Calum HoodI was as baffled as any of you by the appearance of boy band 5 Seconds of Summer at the MTV Video Music Awards last Sunday, but now the unknown Australian singers of “She Looks So Perfect” have their very own Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton errr Pete Wentz?

18-year-old bassist Calum Hood’s junk appeared on Vine today after he Snapchatted a video of it to some girl. Turns out MTV was sort of right, the next big thing isn’t crappy pop dudes with minimal talent  like 5SOS and Emblem3, it’s accidental-on-purpose nudity. Thanks, Farrah Abraham!

Check out his super casual response for confirmation…

Congrats, your 5 seconds of summer fame has been extended at least another 60 seconds. And he’s the least unfortunate looking of the four guys, which really isn’t saying much.

Soon “Calum Hood” will just be another word for penis on Urban Dictionary.  Continue reading “Boy Bander Calum Hood Pulls a Pete Wentz, Shows the World His No No Square”

Popular Boy Band Gets High

Zayn Malik getting high If only cell phone cameras had been around in the late ’90s and early 2000s, I could have seen Britney Spears inspecting Justin Timberlake’s crunchy hair for lice after dropping ecstasyor Backstreet Boy AJ McLean taking shots and playing NBA Street with Hooters girls instead of rehearsing.

What I get instead is Louis Tomlinson of One Direction filming his band mate in a car in Peru with a joint in his hand and a motorcycle cop literally right outside the window and dear God I just don’t care about this kind of music anymore. 

Don’t blame the weed. One Direction are definitely terrible role models, but only because they don’t play any instruments and have no discernible talent. If you combined all five of them into one man, that man might be moderately attractive.  Continue reading “Popular Boy Band Gets High”

Pitch Perfect Come to Life: Japanese Pop Star Punished for Sleeping with Boy Band Member

Minami Minegishi shaved headJapanese popstar Minami Minegishi, 20, broke the cardinal pop group rule: never sleep with a boy band member.

Japanese tabloids published a story of AKB48 member, Minami Minegishi spending the night with her boyfriend Alan Shirahama, a dancer of boy band, Exile. After some begging, the singer was kept on the team but demoted to a “trainee pop star” for the band cash cow girl group AKB48.

Get this – the band is a rotating group of 90 girls who just train to dance, pout and squish their boobs together.

You gotta give Minegishi credit for being on trend, the poor starlet shaved her head and gives a teary apology letter to four million Youtube fans.  Continue reading “Pitch Perfect Come to Life: Japanese Pop Star Punished for Sleeping with Boy Band Member”

The Wanted’s Tom Parker Is Still Talking About Bitchy Christina Aguilera

Tom Parker, the squirrely, Josh Hutcherson-looking member of The Wanted, called Christina Aguilera a “total bitch” after performing “Chasing The Sun” on The Voice.

In June, he rubbed a photo of her on his butt and crotch at a New York radio station and said,

“She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch, she just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.”

Later Parker told TMZ “We apologize for the comment,” after mentioning that the other judges were “nice” and Christina was lazy and lacked manners.  Continue reading “The Wanted’s Tom Parker Is Still Talking About Bitchy Christina Aguilera”

Boy Band Trademark War? A Dance-Off Will Solve It

If you happen to watch Saturday Night Live and don’t have DVR capabilities that allow fast-forwarding, the boy group One Direction graced your television last Saturday.

Their album Up All Night went to the top of the U.S. and UK iTunes charts. Their “story” is far more interesting. They are one of those cobbled-together groups. Like O-Town or other Making The Band Danity-Kane-concoctions.

Ninteen months ago One Direction members Liam, Zayn, Harry, Niall and Louis auditioned separately on the 7th season of British X-Factor guest (and one-time U.S. judge) Nicole Scherzinger suggested that the five compete as a unite.

Simon Cowell signed them to his label, thus the birth of “What Makes You Beautiful” and all that. The problem is, there’s already a band from America with the same name…

Continue reading “Boy Band Trademark War? A Dance-Off Will Solve It”