Video: Woman Keeps an Arsenal of Useful Items in Her Bra

Some women keep money in their bras, or weed, like my best friend. Others take it to another level… Watch this magician in action as she pulls a flash, a fifth of vodka and a whole bunch of keys out from under her boob like it’s nothing.
woman pulling things out of bra  woman keys and vodka in bra
Couldn’t even tell any of that stuff was in there, could you? (Via Grouchy Muffin)

Kim Kardashian Ate Ten Chocolate Cakes And Looked Like This Afterwards…

Kanye West took Kim Kardashian to Italy last weekend to celebrate her 32nd birthday then returned to New York to present her with a chocolate-covered cake that she wished was an engagement ring.

A witness told Us Weekly“She looked genuinely surprised and thanked Kanye with a kiss!”

On Wednesday Kim proved that she truly is a sweats and bra kind of girl. Also, she can eat an entire cake and 90% of the calories funnel into her backside and nowhere else.

Kim and Kanye are not engaged yet, but the black praying mantis widow is working on spinning a third web in which she will eventually consume Ye’s head in an ancient Armenian talent-eating ritual.  Continue reading “Kim Kardashian Ate Ten Chocolate Cakes And Looked Like This Afterwards…”

Video: Die Antwoord – “Baby’s On Fire”

I haven’t seen Men In Black III yet but from the previous two films I know that the basic premise is aliens living among humans and can easily relate that to this video.

In “Baby’s On Fire” I’m supposed to believe that Yolandi Visser of the South African electro-rap group Die Antwoord isn’t from another planet?

Continue reading “Video: Die Antwoord – “Baby’s On Fire””

A Pocketed Bra, For All My Hooker Friends

Are you constantly shoving dollar bills, your driver’s license, and phone into your cleavage? If so, there’s a perfect article of clothing for you – the kangaroo-inspired “JoeyBra,” made by two female University of Washington students.

They put the item on the weird-and-creative-funding-goldmine Kickstarter and it’s receiving all kinds of attention. Everyone from Forbes to Jwoww.

The bra, which you can buy for $30 dollars, is designed to look and feel as though there’s nothing in the pocket.

From the website: “Our unique product allows women to finally ditch the purse and opt for freedom. JoeyBra, a sexy pocketed bra, offers two discreet pockets on the sides of the bra.”  Continue reading “A Pocketed Bra, For All My Hooker Friends”

Lana Del Rey: Don’t Judge Me, Hotel Doorlady!

Songstress Lana Del Soul (or Rey, but I typed “soul” by accident and it stuck) was photographed leaving her hotel room on Thursday in this white see-through getup, polka dot skirt and all.

It was not her outfit that struck me as hilarious, because she wears that midriff-exposing retro outfit daily, but the look on the hotel worker’s face, behind her.

She is giving Lana the third degree shitface, the third world pinkeye stinkeye. And what is she perturbed by in particular?

The outfit? The attention she received from a few fans? Her attitude? Lack of tip?

Maybe she has a long-standing obsession with Axl Rose, and is plotting an assassination?

I can’t mistake the look for admiration, it’s definitely some kind of disgust. If only I could interview this woman. I’ll never know. But feel free to caption.

Wedding Dress Optional, With Victoria’s Secret ‘Bridal Line’

Victoria’s Secret have launched a new line of underwear aimed at women on their wedding day and specifically, their wedding night, as well.

Their campaign features model Lily Aldridge, (wife of Kings Of Leon frontman, Caleb Followill) posing in nothing more than a veil, bra, panties and garter.

Look, dresses are too expensive, hold your wedding in the summer, skip the Vera Wang and just wear this during your actual wedding!

The website shamelessly features items for your honeymoon, bachelorette party and wedding day/night.

Plus they use the slightly creepy tag “Sexy Little Bride.” (With a trademark symbol)

Continue reading “Wedding Dress Optional, With Victoria’s Secret ‘Bridal Line’”