Andy Cohen: Sean Avery and I are Platonic Friends!

Sean Avery Andy Cohen instagramThere’s a really amazing[ly hard-to-believe] story that Bravo VP Andy Cohen is dating Elisha Cuthbert’s ex-boyfriend, former New York Ranger Sean Avery.

They are rumored to be secretly engaged after two-and-a-half years of dating, but Cohen insists they are strictly friends without benefits.

“Dude, Sean Avery is straight. Do you understand that? A gay guy and a straight guy should be able to be friends without you asking me if we’re engaged,” he told a paparazzi.

I think the only fucking they’re doing is with the media. In a never-ending game of hash tag, you’re it, Cohen’s response to relationship questions from fans on Twitter is “ask @imseanavery.”

The “I’d be happy if Sean and I were banging” thing also isn’t exactly clear evidence to the contrary…


Kathy Griffin’s Bravo Talk Show ‘Kathy’ Cancelled

Kathy Griffin talk showKathy Griffin announced at a stand-up gig in Cincinnati that Bravo had put the kibosh on Kathy after two seasons because of ratings, I assume.

Or so she could be more like Anderson Cooper. (RIP Anderson Live 2011-2012.)

The hour-long talk show, which often featured segments with Kathy’s mother, had some great moments despite being disorganized. (The three-guest format works for Graham Norton and Jonathan Ross in England, but has yet to be made successful in the U.S.)

Perhaps most memorable, the time Kathy improperly pierced Aubrey Plaza’s ear.  Continue reading “Kathy Griffin’s Bravo Talk Show ‘Kathy’ Cancelled”

Lil’ Kim Called Nicki Minaj A Dumb Hoe

On Wednesday Lil’ Kim went onto the Bravo show What Happens Live and, on the segment “Plead The Fifth,” and pretty much said that any title of a song is a literal representation of the artist behind it.

Or, to give her less credit, she just (still) really hates Nicki Minaj“I’m pretty sure I feel the same way everybody else feels right about now. If you have to make a song called ‘Stupid Hoe,’ you must be a stupid hoe.”

She also made a “Fire Marshall Bill” face (In Living Color reference) that represented Nicki’s signature snarl, and of course, acted like she didn’t see or hear about the Grammys because she’s as relevant as the Gone Country cast. Continue reading “Lil’ Kim Called Nicki Minaj A Dumb Hoe”