Man decides to deliver bread in his underwear

grimaldi's stolen bread truckIn New York City a man stole a bread truck that belonged to Grimaldi’s Home of Bread. Monday while the Grimaldi’s Home of Bread driver was making a delivery at a pizzeria, David Bastar hopped on and drove away. As if stealing the truck wasn’t enough, the man was also in his underwear.

I cannot help but laugh reading about this incident. I’m so thankful that this man did not act out in violence. Even though he was not violent, many people will still be scarred for life.

After the man stole the truck he then proceeded to make deliveries in his underwear. (I wonder if he made the customers sign for the bread?) He did not deliver to the bakery’s customers, but he was dropping off  baguettes, whole-wheat rolls and sourdough bread. “The bread was left somewhere. Where I don’t know,” he said. “He dropped a lot of bread. Grimaldi said about $ 5,000 in bread was taken.  Continue reading “Man decides to deliver bread in his underwear”

They May Take Our Lives, But They Can Never Take Our BREADSTICKS!

In Touch Weekly reports that Mel Gibson gave a waiter at Madeo in West Hollywood $100 dollars to go to a separate establishment and bring back some breadsticks because they didn’t serve them on weekends. (This was on February 24)

Apparently Gibson likes sticks of delicious butter, flour and yeast nearly as much as he likes offending people. That’s the great thing about Mel, he’s an equal-opportunity discriminator. Women, blacks, gays, Jews, cops, Mayans, Russians, beavers. Everyone’s a target.

But not breadsticks. You’ll never hear him yelling “What do you think you’re looking at, SaltyBits?” at his one true edible love. (I apologize for the bad sugartits pun and Braveheart pic, couldn’t help myself)

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