Obituary in Local New Mexico Paper Immortalizes Walter White

Walter White real obituaryBreaking Bad and the reign of Heisenberg may be over, but one group of fans funded one last hoorah in the form of a real obituary for the beloved and entirely fictional Walter White.

The obit, printed in the Albuquerque Journal, states that the 52-year-old teacher, research chemist and founder of a meth manufacturing empire “died Sunday after a long battle with lung cancer, and a gunshot wound.”

I liked the finale, if anyone cares, because it was subtle, like Walt’s life pre-meth, but I still think Skyler should have died during that knife fight, or maybe the break-in scene with the baby, or crossing the street.  Continue reading “Obituary in Local New Mexico Paper Immortalizes Walter White”

Trailer: Breaking Bad Season 5 (Part 2)

The new teaser for the second half of Breaking Bad season five is Bryan Cranston fully committed to reading the sonnet “Ozymandias” while the camera pans to sandy New Mexico landscapes.

The poem thematically explores the decline of great men, which is fitting because already assumed Walt’s fate would have to mirror Dexter’s. (As in, happy endings are for Pixar?)
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I would say it’s the end of non-premium cable drama if Sons of AnarchyMad Men and The Walking Dead didn’t exist. No hate. Of course I’ll miss the show, but it just feels like the right time for it to end.

Video: Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul Greets Tour Bus

Two-time Emmy Winner Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad is the most down-to-earth male actor under age 40 as far as I’m concerned. Here he is jumping out of his house to greet a celebrity tour bus full of Irish people.

For more Aaron Paul love, watch him on The Price is Right, then on Beverly Hills 90210 then sit your ass down and watch the movie Smashed where he plays the husband of an alcoholic Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
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And here’s a photo of him at Comic-Con with Norman Reedus (Daryl, TWD). You’re welcome.

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [4-17-13]

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Sit back and relax in the tub with “Bathing Bad Bath Salts.” (Laughing Squid)

Amanda Seyfried got into character by deep throating a penis. (Huffington Post)

Brad Pitt pushed Selena Gomez under a craft service table. (Digital Spy)

Will.i.am is falling all over Miley Cyrus‘ membrane in new song. (ohmyGAHH!)

Pansexual seahorse Ryan Lochte loves working girls who don’t smoke. (E! Online)

Jamie Foxx turns demented Blue Man Group member for Spider-Man 2. (Evil Beet)

Britney Spears was Addicted to Meth, says Guy Who Regularly Drugged Her

Britney just can’t escape her past. Like fatty skin rising from chicken broth, new allegations from her 2008 melt down surfaces.

In new court reports, the X Factor judge’s former manager and ingrown pubic hair Sam Lufti claims he tried to rescue the pop star from drugs, saying she was addicted to crystal meth and took 30 prescription pills when she was put on an involuntary psychiatric hold.

These allegations hit the tabloids this week because Lufti is suing Britney Spears and her family for defamation and breach of contract.

Britney’s mom wrote a book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, where she “lied” and said Lufti was drugging and isolating Britney.  Continue reading “Britney Spears was Addicted to Meth, says Guy Who Regularly Drugged Her”

Walter White’s Son On ‘Breaking Bad’ Gets Laid All The Time

A wide range of topics were discussed during Howard Stern’s recent interview with Bryan Cranston. From Cranston’s audition for Argo to losing his virginity to a “matronly” Dutch hooker. Bryan theorizes that Breaking Bad might end with everyone but his character, Walter White, dead.

Also, his young co-star RJ Mitte, who plays his son Walt Jr. and suffers from a mild case of cerebral palsy in real life, is reaping the benefits of fame…

Howard asked “He getting laid, that kid? How old is he?” and Cranston responded, “He’s twenty now, he’s seeing his fair share of action … He has a girlfriend now, I think. She’s beautiful, I don’t know actually what she does. He’s taking it to the streets.”  Continue reading “Walter White’s Son On ‘Breaking Bad’ Gets Laid All The Time”

Bryan Cranston’s Curly Hawk Mo

Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston, who shaved his head in the first season, Tweeted another jarring hairstyle he sported before filming the third season of the hit AMC show.

Yes, The most famous fictional meth scientist rocked a drastic wavy mohawk.

He mentions that he let his daughter cut it and that it was an homage to De Niro in Taxi Driver though it also looks like some shark-fin headscape Giants pitcher Brian Wilson would proudly parade around.

“Pic of me before 3rd season of BB. Let my daughter cut it as she pleased,wore it for 3 days then it all came off. An homage to Travis Bickle.”

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There Are Cyborgs On ‘Breaking Bad’ Now (Spoilers)

Okay, obviously the thing I’m about to spoil isn’t the fact that there are robots on Breaking Bad, it’s a show about a high school teacher who starts cooking meth, not some Star Wars fantasy.

The season 4 finale of AMC’s hit show had a very surprising ending, our protagonist Walter White finally sees his mortal enemy Gus Fring get what he deserves, though the scene left me visually shocked and perturbed…

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