Bella Makes Her Final Kristen Stewart Face – ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ is Over

On Sunday I dragged my withered tuckus to a matinée of Breaking Dawn – Part 2.

I saw the past three movies in the theater (New Moon made Eclipse look like it was based on a Pulitzer finalist) and therefore felt obligated to see the final installment.

Yes I like the series, no I don’t like admitting it.

I stopped reading the books after Jacob made Bella’s baby his future wife using only his eyes. It was very monarchical, and maybe the last misguided-stab-at-romance straw. But that’s what Twilight is, right?  Continue reading “Bella Makes Her Final Kristen Stewart Face – ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2’ is Over”

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Hung Out Last Weekend

Multiple angry Twihards are going to verbally abuse Kristen Stewart while she’s promoting Breaking Dawn Part 2 and she knows it. That’s why having Robert Pattinson by her side, basically telling fans “hey I forgave her, so you should too” would help.

I say this because many discounted The Sun‘s reports that Robert forgave Kristen for cheating with married Snow White director Rupert Sanders, but now more reputable sources People and E! Online are confirming that the couple have reunited on multiple occasions.

No news on whether or not they had dinner together over the weekend of Sept. 15 because their romance is back on, or if Stewart just wanted to apologize in person.  Continue reading “Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Hung Out Last Weekend”

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Still Have To Promote The Hell Out Of ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’

Catwoman told Bruce Wayne that “there’s a storm coming” and that seems to fit with this whole Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart debacle.

This time, there’s another storm coming. Besides the original cheating scandal photos and the public apology and Robert Pattinson moving out and saying he wants to have a chat with Rupert Sanders…

I’m talking about the final promotional tour for the Twilight franchise. These two have to co-present at the 2012 VMAs, and go to various premieres in L.A., New York and London not to mention photo shoots and other random events.

Breaking Dawn: Part 2 is in theaters November 16 but the appearances begin with the MTV Video Music Awards on September 6.  Continue reading “Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Still Have To Promote The Hell Out Of ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2’”

Trailer: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

The one thing that both Twilight fans and haters can rejoice over – the final chapter, Breaking Dawn Part 2! Like The Matrix Revolutions and Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows before it (and The Hunger Games: Mockingjay), the last in a series is usually the most action-heavy.

There’s usually some kind of war and a conclusion to a drawn-out conflict. In this case it’s Bella and Edward’s baby causing problems with the ancient Italian vampire council, The VolturiContinue reading “Trailer: Breaking Dawn – Part 2”

Kristen Stewart Needs A Few More Eye Drops

Why do I keep watching the Twilight movies? Am I driven by some cursed voice in my uterus? I don’t know if this is the sad or good part – but I don’t even see them for the Lautner abs or smoldering Pattinson glares, I actually go for the story!

Posters for Breaking Dawn Part 2 just came out and obviously Bella is about to become a vampire, or Kristen got stoned before the shoot and forgot the Visine. I’m guessing it’s the vampire thing.

As a secret fan you’d think I’d have read all of the final installment but I couldn’t find a proper audio book copy. D’oh! Now I’ve revealed that I listen to the audio books, watch the movies for the “story” and don’t care about the abs.

I’m going to non-hipster hell. What would that be? I suppose it’s full of Bieber fans holding Care Bear blankets. I’ll fit in.