Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Remain Best Friends After Breakup

Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom 2013 Promising news for those of you wondering if you can ever actually stay friends with your ex: super mature and beautiful former couple Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were seen strolling around the chilly streets of New York laughing arm-in-arm with their two-year-old son in tow just days after the world wept over their split.

The Aussie model whose boobs famously lagged out of her shirt earlier this year and British star of nothing recent confirmed the amicable separation on Thursday.

“Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family,” a joint statement released to E! by Bloom’s rep read.  Continue reading “Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Remain Best Friends After Breakup”

My Chemical Romance ‘Proud’ That Their Break-Up Depressed Fans

Gerard Way emoHairy Billy Corgan lookalike Gerard Way wrote that he felt more pride than sadness over the breakup of his band, My Chemical Romance yesterday.

Proud because the depressed fans showed apparently unexpected love for his music.

I didn’t even know My Chemical Romance had a CD in 2010. (Was it any good?) I do know that no one should be sad over this.

Bands who tour for too long (Bush, Everclear etc.) are no longer appreciated because, like the show Weeds, they tend to overstay their welcome until the creativity well becomes dryer than Larry King’s vagina. Continue reading “My Chemical Romance ‘Proud’ That Their Break-Up Depressed Fans”

Conor Kennedy and Taylor Swift (July, 2012 – September, 2012)

Taylor Swift is no longer eating pizza, boning and sailing with a teenage Kennedy.

A source revealed that Swifty and her child bride Conor “parted ways a while ago.”

“It’s been over a month since they’ve even seen each other,” a really unhelpful friend of Swift’s told Us Weekly.

“With her promotion for Red, she has no time off until the end of the year.”

“It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They’re fine.” 

Then the friend crossed her arms, pulled out a pink switchblade and yelled, “They are never ever getting back together!”

Tentative Futures For Both Blur And Gorillaz

The only two people in the world that would be happy about Blur and The Gorillaz no longer making music are the Gallagher brothers.

You heard right, Damon Albarn may be calling it quits on both of his beloved bands.

He told The Guardian that Blur’s performance on closing night (August 12) of the Summer Olympics at Hyde Park in London will likely be their last. When asked if there would be future shows he said “no, not really” and:

“I hope that’s the truth: that that’s how we end it. I don’t know: you can write scripts, and they always end up going…well, one thing I’ve learned is that everything I think I’ve got totally sorted out, and I know exactly what’s going to happen, never works out that way.”  Continue reading “Tentative Futures For Both Blur And Gorillaz”

John McCrea Reveals That Cake May Disband Soon

On Chris Hardwick’s Nerdist podcast guest John McCrea, lead singer of Cake, talked about the band’s future. Or NOT future. After Hardwick said, “Congratulations for still being around after all these years,” McCrea responded:

“I’m doing okay, I still sort of hate touring a little bit but you know, I’m thinking about maybe dropping out of the music industry one of these days, I’m not sure when.”  Continue reading “John McCrea Reveals That Cake May Disband Soon”

Shakira Is A Single She Wolf!

Columbian superstar pop singer Shakira is single, after dating her 24 year-old soccer-playing boyfriend Gerard Piqué for six months.

Shakira, 34, reportedly kicked his Spanish (literally from Spain) black and white ball-squeezing ass to the curb after infidelity reports surfaced in the overseas media.

Shakira, who became famous in the states after her 2001 hit song “Whenever, Wherever,” split earlier this year from her agent/boyfriend Antonio de la Rua after 11 years of being together. (He s still representing her, in a business-like manner)…

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R.E.M. Call It Quits After 31 Years

The Georgia-natives famous for lyrically-grim musical eccentricity, on songs like “Losing My Religion,” and “Bang And Blame,”  have broken up.

The announcement comes 15 albums, countless singles and 31 years later since their formation is 1979.

Frontman/humanitarian Michael Stipe revealed that there was no “disharmony” on their official website today,

“A wise man once said – ‘the skill in attending a party is knowing when it’s time to leave.’ We built something extraordinary together. We did this thing. And now we’re going to walk away from it…”

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