Beth Behrs Goes Brunette On ‘2 Broke Girls,’ Looks Even More Like Lea Michele

The season two premiere of 2 Broke Girls aired on Tuesday and in the episode, titled “And The Hidden Stash,” Caroline (Beth Behrs) and Max (Kat Dennings) visit Caroline’s father in jail, who tells them to go to an estate auction featuring her family’s possessions to acquire a horse-jumping trophy.

This calls for one half of the most hilarious television pairing since Monica and Rachel to put on a disguise – a brunette wig.

And speaking of Rachel, Rachel Berry of Glee, that is, Beth Behrs looks enough like Glee‘s Lea Michele in a brown-haired wig to make everyone wonder if they do in fact share DNA. Kind of like how Dennings shares devil genes with Hilary Duff.  Continue reading “Beth Behrs Goes Brunette On ‘2 Broke Girls,’ Looks Even More Like Lea Michele”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-31-12]

When people dye their hair brown, it means they’re crazy. See Lady Gaga. (Celebuzz)

Bearded Portland men cross bridge with guns and camo in the name of breasts. (KATU)

Stupid people make beautiful babies. See Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. (Tale Tela)

Tori Spelling had a fourth child with Dean no-relation-to-Dylan McDermott. (People)

Actors/actresses: DON’T WORK WITH TERRENCE MALICK. He’ll cut you. (Yahoo!)

Sage Stallone died of a heart attack, not illegal substances or pills. (TMZ)

The Possession‘s Jeffrey Dean Morgan doesn’t want that haunted box anywhere near him. (io9)

Britney Spears berates and seduces X Factor contestants in new promo. (EW)

This is what Michelle Obama looks like in a nude, neoclassical painting. (Gawker)

Ryan Lochte‘s VERY ALLEGED penis pic is still unavailable. (Deadspin)

More Proof That Lady Gaga Is Meadow Soprano

Oddly the first glimpse I ever saw of a humanoid Lady Gaga came in the form of her sister, Natali Germanotta, who made a cameo in the “Telephone” video.

Later I saw older pictures of Gaga at Lollapalooza in 2007 with dark hair plus her in high school wearing Abercrombie & Fitch and realized that her and her sister are basically twins.

Natali is the Stefani that didn’t jump in the time machine. They’re both Jamie-Lynn Sigler clones, but one is hiding under blonde dye and couture.

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