Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-13-13]

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Courtney Stodden has brown hair, looks older and more porn-y than usual. (Daily Mail)

Internet goes crazy over 60-year-old girl meme. Tea and arthritis for all. (Grouchy Muffin)

Scientists in Antarctica discover most nipple-chilling place on earth at -136 degrees. (io9)

Mike Tyson’s “mistress” sends batsh*t crazy emails to his wife on a weekly basis. (TMZ)

Fox News lady wants you to know that Jesus and Santa are both white, like her. (Uproxx)

Edge of Tomorrow w/ Emily Blunt unlikely to break Tom Cruise’s crap film streak.  (Deadline)

This guy playing super popular songs of 2013 in 1:00 minute is my new hero. (Gizmodo)

Beth Behrs Goes Brunette On ‘2 Broke Girls,’ Looks Even More Like Lea Michele

The season two premiere of 2 Broke Girls aired on Tuesday and in the episode, titled “And The Hidden Stash,” Caroline (Beth Behrs) and Max (Kat Dennings) visit Caroline’s father in jail, who tells them to go to an estate auction featuring her family’s possessions to acquire a horse-jumping trophy.

This calls for one half of the most hilarious television pairing since Monica and Rachel to put on a disguise – a brunette wig.

And speaking of Rachel, Rachel Berry of Glee, that is, Beth Behrs looks enough like Glee‘s Lea Michele in a brown-haired wig to make everyone wonder if they do in fact share DNA. Kind of like how Dennings shares devil genes with Hilary Duff.  Continue reading “Beth Behrs Goes Brunette On ‘2 Broke Girls,’ Looks Even More Like Lea Michele”

Jewel As June Carter Cash In Yet Another Lifetime Biopic

So, I’ve bombarded you with pictures of Andre 3000 as Jimmy Hendrix, Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor. Maybe it’s too much, but here’s something to chase the bitter image of Lindsay’s sad attempt to not be a freckled skeleton wrapped in leather right out of your head…

Jewel looking pretty and fresh as June Carter Cash in a Lifetime biopic based on the book Anchored in Love: An Intimate Portrait of June Carter Cash. 

Last week, Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins was cast as Iggy Pop in the CBGB. I happen to think Jewel as June is better casting even though they don’t look that much alike. Reese Witherspoon didn’t either and still did a great job.

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