Nicolas Cage, Almost Penetrated By A Fudgesicle

During a press tour to promote the film Trespass (co-starring Nicole Kidman) Nicolas Cage told the frightening but hilarious tale of a personal home invasion,

“I was living in Orange County in Los Angeles at the time, I was asleep with my wife, my two-year-old at the time was in another room. And I opened my eyes and there was a naked man in my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.”

Cage went on to say that he didn’t press charges because the man “wasn’t all there.” (Hmmm, clothes AND brain gone?) And how things could have been much worse for the man,

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Pastry Burglar Breaches Celine Dion’s Home

September 5th, 2011 – a 36 year-old man was caught breaking into Celine Dion’s home in Canada.

Daniel Bedard was arrested on the spot and charged with breaking and entering, property damage and auto theft after being found in the singer’s Montreal mansion.

He tripped the silent alarm, and the police found him eating pastries out of the refrigerator and running himself a bath. (Sounds relaxing)

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