Milla Jovovich’s Windy Bum-Flash Moment

Milla Jovovich, famous for nude scenes in movies, can add [almost] public nakedness to her resume.

The actress/model/singer/zombie-murderess was in New York filming an Avon perfume commercial when she suffered a momentary Marilyn Monroe moment circa The Seven Year Itch .

This is more modern, a little more exposure and some kind of string underwear that is barely visible instead of Marilyn’s high-waisted garment that Katy Perry would call “a long pair of shorts.”

Milla’s also got a new album coming out (she released her first, The Divine Comedy in 1994) and we can expect it in early fall plus a video in July for the single “Electric Sky” which will be available on iTunes May 19.  Continue reading “Milla Jovovich’s Windy Bum-Flash Moment”

Derriere Contest, Nicki Minaj Or Lil’ Kim?

Kim Kardashian was the new J-Lo but now Nicki Minaj is the new Kim Kardashian. Make sense? After seeing a picture of Lil’ Kim (flashback much?) at an IMAX party in Tampa on TMZ I wondered who truly deserves the plumpiest rump award.

And yeah, I’m confused about why Lil’ Kim was at an IMAX party too. I thought parties in movie theaters were strictly reserved for rugrat birthday parties?

…You know, where they stuff nuggets and their parents into bacteria-filled rooms with some pizza and an overly sweet birthday cake that looks nice but nobody really wants to eat.

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Man Swallows Cocaine That Was Stored In His Brother’s Ass, Overdoses

In South Carolina a 20 year-old man passed away in a bizarre and tragic death that occurred after he swallowed a bag of cocaine that his brother, DeAngelo Mitchell (right) had previously been storing in his anus.

They were pulled over in North Charleston due to a malfunctioning taillight and then put into a police cruiser in handcuffs on suspicion of drug possession. The car’s camera captured Wayne Joshua Mitchell’s 23 year-old brother pleading with him to chew and shallow the ounce of cocaine.

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Out Of The Loop Photos Of Megan Fox’s Faux Chinese Butt

I’m out of the loop for not posting this in August, when this Elle China photoshoot debuted. Yes, the person I never stop defending no matter how many stupid things she says posed for another random magazine over the summer.

It’s sort of, unique I guess? One second she’s got the boxing gloves out the next she fell asleep in the bathtub, or just happened to booty tooch while looking in the mirror. The easiest thing for celebrity women these days seems to be overseas magazine shoots, whether it’s Lindsay in Italy, or Milla Jovovich in S Moda.

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Florida Woman Arrested For Injecting Cement Into People’s Rears

A transgendered Miami woman (pictured left) was arrested on November 18 for practicing medicine without a license. 30 year-old Oneal Ron Morris reportedly injected at least one patient with completely bogus substances such as mineral oil, cement, and “Fix A Flat” spray. Morris sealed the spot of injection with super glue.

The investigation began when a former patient of Morris’s was hospitalized after her body rejected the substances. The procedure was originally made to enhance the woman’s butt, and I guess it kind of works because Morris also sports a fake butt, check out her mugshot. (Though mug is hardly the right word)

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak

Surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to suffer from a hacked cell phone nude photo leak. Last time it was Blake Lively and then Kreayshawn.

Two naked photos of the actress seeped on the internet today, but Scarjo and her reps are FURIOUS.

They contacted the FBI, who are looking into not only her breach but also other celebrity women like Demi Lovato, Ali Larter, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez who may have been hacked by the same group/person.

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Loki’s Got A Crush On ScarJo’s Booty

New photos from The Avengers set in New York have surfaced! The pictures show Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston (Thor’s villainous brother, Loki), Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr. working diligently on their upcoming film that combines the powers of some of Marvel’s biggest Superheroes.

All dutifully working except Tom Hiddleston. The first thing I noticed is that he can’t stop looking at Scarlett Johansson! Whether it’s her eyes or her ass, he’s hooked on those Black Widow toxins.

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Dave Grohl’s Butt

The Foo Fighters have decided to promote their upcoming North American tour by making a semi-funny gay shower video.

If anyone was or is interested in seeing four aging rockstar (tan line) butts – Dave Grohl, Taylor Hawkins, Nate Mendel and Chris Shiflett, then your dreams have come true…
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Naked True Blood Recap (NSFW)

Today’s episode of True Blood, like many others, had its fair share of nudity, perhaps the most from Anna Paquin that we’ve ever seen. Eric and Sookie drink eachother’s blood and go on one of those V-trips that we’ve become familiar with after season 1, where Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Amy (Lizzie Caplan) laid around topless, devouring vials of V as if they were In-N-Out cheeseburgers.

NOW Sookie (Paquin) and newly reformed vampire Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) are living together, and swapping blood. What would the Department of Health And Human Services have to say about that? This show needs all sorts of disclaimers for people who are prone to become out of touch with reality.

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The Amazing Spider-Booty Starring Andrew Garfield

I’ve been looking at stills from the yet-to-be-released Amazing Spider-Man movie starring Andrew Garfield (The Social Network, Never Let Me Go) Martin Sheen, Denis Leary, Sally Field and of course blonde Emma Stone.

I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the most bootylicious, potentially-gay Spider-Man movie that I have ever seen, I hope Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have as much chemistry in the movie as Andrew Garfield and wardrobe piece #1, the Spider-Man suit.

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