Unhappy, Penisless Man Becomes Happiest Man Ever After Successful Transplant

banana cuttingDoctors in Cape Town, South Africa were recently able to confirm the world’s first successful penis transplant on a 21-year-old man who lost his member three years earlier. And it only took 9 hours!

The man was 18 at the time of his initiation to manhood, when a surgeon accidentally cut off his entire shaft instead of just his foreskin.

Fortunately, things are starting to look up, as he reportedly sported a post-op erection during a follow-up procedure.  Continue reading “Unhappy, Penisless Man Becomes Happiest Man Ever After Successful Transplant”

Rihanna Gets Fierce in African Penguin Exhibit

Rihanna penguins Leave it to Rihanna to jump into the penguin cage at an aquarium during a trip to South Africa like she’s on America’s Next Top Model.

Penguins be like, why u steal muh thunder, giant?

She did acknowledge the resemblance on her Instagram account, writing “Bitch stole my look” as a caption.

I know I haven’t talked about her since the 777 disaster, concert tardiness, and great boat a$$ incident of July, but I’m still harboring a lot of hatred over her never coming to Portland.

CLICK HERE for RiRi’s completely average and moderately sexy “Pour It Up” music video.