Video: Jennifer Lopez – Goin’ In Feat. Flo Rida

The Lopez dispenser is back at it. Pumping out overproduced undercreative music videos at the speed of Beyonce. “Goin’ In” is as bad as you’d guess after only hearing the title…

Strobelights, a blatant Remy Martin vodka advertisement, and a lot of pink shit. Pink fire hydrant, Jennifer in a pink cape with vajazzled lips, and a shattered pink grenade.  Continue reading “Video: Jennifer Lopez – Goin’ In Feat. Flo Rida”

We Get It Katy Perry, You’re WIDE AWAKE

Speaking of fairy tale fantasies… Katy Perry has a new video and even though I thought her gigantic glazed-over doll corneas were proof enough, she wants everyone to know she’s “Wide Awake.”

I guess this is her telling us that she wasn’t awake before (“Yeah, I was in the dark, I was falling hard”) and now she is. A reference to Russell Brand, again.

I wonder how many songs it will take for her to get over him? My calculations tell me we will endure at least another three Hot 100 Billboard Hits before she’s through. “Wide Awake” follows Perry through a labyrinth as she holds a lantern with purple hair (great dye job, for the 1300s).  Continue reading “We Get It Katy Perry, You’re WIDE AWAKE”

New Superman AND Catwoman Costumes Revealed!

Costumes have recently been revealed for the two biggest upcoming comic book movie releases, Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises (due Summer 2012) and Zach Snyder’s remake of Superman, Man Of Steel, due out in 2013.

The changes to the Superman suit are very subtle or non-existant. The only real difference is the lack of signature curly-q hair string.

The true shocker comes from the new Catwoman outfit, which is too complicated and space-agey for its own good(=bad), if you ask me and anyone else. But there is SOMEONE coming to the outfit’s defense, Anne Hathaway herself, who said,

“What I am happy to say is, if you didn’t like the photo, you only see about a tenth of what that suit can do. And if you did like the photo, you have excellent taste.”

Continue reading “New Superman AND Catwoman Costumes Revealed!”