‘American Horror Story’ Season 4 Will be Carnival-Themed!

An executive producer of American Horror Story – with its ever changing story and exact same cast – has confirmed that the fourth season will take place in a carnival with clowns and tigers and flaming hoops OH MY.

We also know via Ryan Murphy that filming will likely take place in Santa Fe or New Mexico and that Jessica Lange has been practicing a German accent for the upcoming season which will likely air in October.

It’s also Lange’s final year as Murphy’s muse. Speaking of her, I just watched Cape Fear for the first time on a six-hour flight to North Carolina to see my ridiculously amazing girlfriend who is totally the person to blame for me slacking on my blog  (yeah, I’m gayer than Richard Simmons a unicorn climbing up a rainbow with a dick in its mouth) and she’s in it along with then-Josh-Brolin-lookalike Nick Nolte.  Continue reading “‘American Horror Story’ Season 4 Will be Carnival-Themed!”

What Is Wrong With Cops These Days?

During the West Indian-American Carnival and Parade several members of the NYPD were filmed dry-hump dancing with some of the barely-dressed festival participant women.

However Commissioner Ray Kelly would rather not ‘make too much of it.’

He told reporters at a press conference after the incident occurred over Labor Day Weekend,

“I don’t want to make too much of it. You know, these young women approached the officers. They didn’t go out of their way to be approached like this.” 

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