J-Lo Bought Her Son A Hot Wheels Truck

Jennifer Lopez bought her 25 year-old son boyfriend a customized Dodge Ram truck for his birthday on Friday.

People like to put emphasis on Jennifer’s age (she’s 42) and say they’re together cause he wants money and she wants to feel young, but it’s unnecessary.

I don’t criticize the age difference, I criticize her general taste in men, and this is a step down from everybody. Casper Smart might as well be Kevin Federline or former J-Lo hubby Cris Judd.

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Video: Jennifer Lopez – “Dance Again”

Jennifer Lopez REALLY ‘loves to make love’ to Casper Smart. Her words not mine. Other favorite hobbies include dancing, bodypaint, and making people uncomfortable.

I’m personally glad that my ceiling isn’t made of writhing naked people, and that gravity applies to my home. I have a body odor phobia. What’s that called? Bromidrophobia, thanks Google. Continue reading “Video: Jennifer Lopez – “Dance Again””

So This is Jennifer Lopez’s New Boyfriend?

Casper Smart is no longer a rumored boytoy of J-Lo, he’s a sure thing. You know how I know? Jennifer Lopez has consistently bad taste in men. I once confused Marc Anthony for the hamster I had in 2nd grade. And who remembers Ojani Noa, or Cris Judd?

Like Smart, Judd was a choreographer and dancer/”actor.” Though when a dancer calls themselves an actor it’s the equivalent to a stripper calling themselves a dancer.

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