Nick Hogan is the First Male ‘Celebrity’ in iCloud Hack

Nick Hogan hacked icloudNick Hogan – a guy famous for a dad in spandex, a bikini-clad sister and boy-chasing mom – is the latest victim of the celebrity iCloud hack that Jennifer Lawrence, Rihanna and Kim Kardashian fell prey to.

You’d really think the male counterparts to those names would be something more like, I dunno, Joe Manganiello, Jason Momoa, Vin Diesel, Taylor Lautner… maybe Nick Jonas (and his pepperoni nipples). But instead we get the spray tan kid, d-listing it up.

Definitely not the last person I’d expect to have their junk leaked though.

 

 

 

 

 

Best, Worst and Middle-of-the-Road Celeb Halloween Costumes of 2013

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (as Khal Drogo and the Khaleesi), Heidi Klum, and Ellen (as Nicki Minaj)
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (as Khal Drogo and the Khaleesi), Heidi Klum, and Ellen (as Nicki Minaj)

Halloween [sort of] just happened – when all the famous people test themselves by covering their beautiful faces and dressing up in outfits less expensive and less glamourous than their regular attire in the name of candy corn martini-flavored puking at exclusive parties held by other celebrities – and some of the costumes were pretty damn good.
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And, since the older Kardashian sisters didn’t appear to do much at all, here’s Honey Boo Boo’s entire family AS the Kardashians. P.S. Star Trek/Boo Boo crossover show = Here Comes Honey Cardassian.

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Joan Rivers, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan (as Miley and Robin Thicke), and Miley Cyrus

And then EVERYONE dressed up like Miley Cyrus, and Miley dressed like her new role model, Lil’ Kim…

Kendall Jenner, David Spade and Kate Hudon and Ariana Grande
Kendall Jenner, David Spade and Kate Hudson and teen sensation Ariana Grande

In terms of the worst, it’s always safe (and boring) to dress up like a cat. I expect this kind of non-creativity from kids, but WTF, Kate Hudson.

Chord Overstreet (as Jax Teller), Chris Colfer (sexy R2D2?) and Constance Jablonski (as Britney Spears)
Chord Overstreet (as Jax Teller), Chris Colfer and Constance Jablonski (as Britney Spears)

People who are a small part of pop culture dressed as bigger icons of pop culture for the win.

Actually, screw them all, Katy Perry as Justin Bieber takes the cake. The face, the eyebrows…. <3

Just How Offensive are Kanye’s ‘New Slaves’ Lyrics?

Kanye West SNL 2013Kanye West performed two new songs from his upcoming album, Yeezuson Saturday Night Live last weekend.

One, “Black Skinhead” sounded oddly like a darker version of the non-Ke$ha rap part of Flo Rida’s “Right Round.”

The other, “New Slaves,” is Kanye’s hateful ode to capitalistic society, injustice, and the paparazzi.

For shock value, Kanye draws a few ridiculous comparisons to celebrity and slavery.

“I’ll move my family out the country so you can’t see where I stay, so go grab the reporters so I can smash their recorders” he sings.

CLICK FOR MORE about what a drag eating gold and owning flying ponies is….

Inanimate Objects (Like Kim Kardashian) Continue to Rival Kanye West’s Sense of Humor

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The reports about Kim and Kanye’s disintegrating relationship are super reminiscent of the constant flow of stories about Kris and Bruce Jenner falling apart. And they’ve been married how long? (22 years, since 1991.) Out of all the Kardashian sisters, Kim does have the worst track record in terms of longevity…

Maybe the tabloids are right this time. Maybe Kim is devastated because Kanye is absent all the time. Maybe Kanye really is having an affair with the guy who designed Kim’s Met Gala dress.

Maybe Kim cries cries maraschino cherry tears in bed as her baby daddy watches gay glory hole porn.

Let’s talk about what’s actually true. Kanye is appearing on the finale of Saturday Night Live with Ben Affleck tonight. It’s his fifth time as the musical guest. Here’s what he said at a recent concert in New York:

[I had a friend ask me, ‘Are you gonna go on] SNL and you’re going to do like a skit about the paparazzi and shit and like humanize yourself?’ I ain’t here to apologize to no motherf*ckers man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At what point did I become unhuman where I had to turn myself back?

Kim and Kanye serious faceThere are a few things that make celebrities impossible to like. Usually it’s a moral issue. Rape, murder and domestic abuse rank highest. (Reasons I hate Michael Vick, Mel Gibson and Chris Brown.) Sometimes it’s that they have a horrible personality (like Serena Williams, Justin Bieber, Amber Rose etc.).

Hell nah I ain’t doing no motherf*cking SNL skits, this my goddamn life. This ain’t no motherf*cking joke.

Most people dislike Kanye West because he’s pompous and has absolutely no sense of humor about himself (see above quote). Some overlook it because he’s a talented songwriter.

Think about the celebrities you find particularly enjoyable in interviews. They’ve probably heard of this thing called laughter. Emma Stone’s heard of it. Jennifer Lawrence. Justin Timberlake. Tina Fey…

Cancerous tumors are funnier than Kanye. F*cking rocks and blades of grass and tables from Ikea too.

If you’re thinking of something besides Kanye West at this exact moment – be it a funeral or a break-up or your drinking problem or your kid’s mood disorder – that thing is definitely more funny.

L.A. Police Fed Up, No Longer Acknowledging Celebrity Swatting Pranks

Celebrity swattingThe Los Angeles Police will attempt to curb the number of swatting incidences at the homes of celebrities by no longer releasing statements about them.

Justin Timberlake, Tom Cruise, Kris Jenner, Hugh Hefner, and Ryan Seacrest have all fallen prey to the harmless but irritating prank where emergency responders are falsely called to their place of residence.

“It’s our belief that the perpetrators of these false police reports are motivated entirely by the publicity these calls receive,” head of LAPD Media Relations Andrew Smith said.  Continue reading “L.A. Police Fed Up, No Longer Acknowledging Celebrity Swatting Pranks”

Twisted Flashback: 5 Most Memorable Celebrity Moments of 2012

Biggest stories of 2012 I like to reminisce about all sorts of thing…. the time I ate a pizza that could easily have fed three John Goodmans, that other time I stepped in a red ant nest and vowed to never put on a dress again, and all the times celebrities wore dresses but forgot underwear.

(Anne Hathaway, thank you for showing me that vaginas can look just as anorexic as collar bones).

Continue reading “Twisted Flashback: 5 Most Memorable Celebrity Moments of 2012”

The Weekend In Celebrity Halloween Costume Creativity [SLIDESHOW]

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There was a flood this past weekend. No, I’m not talking about the tsunami warnings in British Columbia or Hurricane Sandy.

I’m referring to the less imminent threat of celebrities flooding Twitter, Instagram and Facebook and entertainment websites with their Halloween costume party fun times.  Continue reading “The Weekend In Celebrity Halloween Costume Creativity [SLIDESHOW]”

Cutest Celebrity Couples, Past And Present

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 Let me be candid. I hate the word “cute.” It’s just that some things do fit that description. Month-old armadillos, that Indonesian baby who smokes, midgets in golf attire, and certain celebrity couples.

Don’t try and tell me you don’t miss reading about Brad and Jennifer in People magazine, or that your ovaries are unaffected when you stumble upon Britney and Justin pictures on Tumblr.  Continue reading “Cutest Celebrity Couples, Past And Present”

Pictures Of The Month (Fifteenth Edition)

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Sorry about the repeat offenders (Charlie Sheen, Tyra Banks, Carly Rae Jepsen, Rihanna, Ian Somerholder, Kathy Griffin, Joe Manganiello, Willow Smith, Lady Gaga, and Nicki Minaj) some things just couldn’t be left out of this crazy slideshow that literally took all day to make. Continue reading “Pictures Of The Month (Fifteenth Edition)”

Pictures Of The Month (Fourteenth Edition)

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 Every once and awhile I get a wild hair up my ass to post pictures of the month (formerly known as “Pictures Of The Week,” in its less lazy form) and this is one of those times…  Continue reading “Pictures Of The Month (Fourteenth Edition)”

Celebrity Mohawks, 2011-2012 Edition

Sean Paul, Usher and Glee's Mark Salling

One mohawk runs its course and several others spring up, resilient as ever. It’s a bold move, one Josh Duhamel was just seen sporting. Coincidentally Fergie (Duhamel’s wifey) bandmate Will.i.am no longer has one.

I like mohawks and faux hawks and all that nonsense. Even if they look AWFUL, it’s the kind of thing you have to look at as a failed performance art attempt.  Continue reading “Celebrity Mohawks, 2011-2012 Edition”

Pictures Of The Month (Thirteenth Edition)

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[Pictures Of The Month February 16 – March 13]

Pictures of the week, err month is back! Who knows for how long but there were simply too many photos to avoid. All the happenings… magazine covers, Twitter thangs and everything else.  Continue reading “Pictures Of The Month (Thirteenth Edition)”

Celebrity Gossip Is A Secret Source Of Stress?

Stop what you’re doing, a list that appeared on the forefront of Yahoo yesterday called “10 Secret Stressors” listed celebrity gossip as the number ten most underestimated source of stress for women.

Things like Facebook, co-workers and “the doctor” also made the list. I never thought of the doctor as much of a secret source of anxiety since they’re always freaking me out on a global level.

Whether they’re explaining a mild illness poorly or APPEARING IN STUDIES LIKE THIS ONE, telling you that the everyday routine you felt was giving you comfort is actually making things worse and pummeling your self-esteem.  Continue reading “Celebrity Gossip Is A Secret Source Of Stress?”

Sean Penn’s Right, I Am Diseased

Sean Penn has a new movie not yet out in wide release called This Must Be The Place. He plays a Robert Smith-inspired rock star who has left his life in the spotlight and ends up hunting down his father’s murderer, a former Nazi.

This Must Be The Place debuted at Sundance quite recently and Penn did an interview in Utah explaining his own disgust for fame and America’s obsession with it.

“I don’t think it’s an overstatement to say that it’s an obscene disease of celebrity that’s taken over far too much of the life that we do live. I think it’s a disease. I think that it’s diminished the quality of life.”

“Not particularly for the people who are the focus of it, though that is clearly something that I’ve been compromised by. But for the culture at large.” Continue reading “Sean Penn’s Right, I Am Diseased”

Pictures Of The Month (Twelfth Edition)

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[Pictures Of The Month November 4 – November 20]

It’s sort of the 12th edition and sort of not since previously I’d done “pictures of the week” and that is simply too tiring. Now I will do one of these a month, so my brain doesn’t ooze out my ears.  Continue reading “Pictures Of The Month (Twelfth Edition)”