Ariana Grande ‘Talks on a Talk Show’ For The First Time

Ariana Grande is already surrounded by rumors that she’s a total diva who makes her bodyguards carry her around like a doll and frequently gets into shouting matches with anyone who dares disagree with her, but in her first televised interview since hitting it big, she actually seems pretty laid-back.

“I’m so nervous,” Grande tells Jimmy Fallon. “I don’t speak. This is my first time speaking in front of people … I’ve never talked on a talk show.”  Continue reading “Ariana Grande ‘Talks on a Talk Show’ For The First Time”

Celine Dion’s Son Occasionally Dips Into Her Ginormous Shoe Collection

Celine Dion son heels Celine Dion’s kind of an enigma  huh? I mean, besides being mega successful, French-Canadian and married to an old dude, what do we really know about her?

Let me tell you. Celine revealed on Katie that she has not 1,000, not 2,000, but 3,000 pairs of shoes, and one of her twins (the ones that took a really long time to conceive because you know, old sperm) loves going into her closet to try them on. Adorable right?

And not a word about his sexuality or future as a drag queen. I don’t want to hear it.

He’s two and a half, the approximate age that children start imitating their parents. I’m sure if his mom was Paris Hilton he’d be popping Valtrex over webcam with the E-Trade baby.

With a name like Nelson (after Mandela), he better turn in those heels for a Nobel Peace Prize by four.

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-15-12]

The X Factor’s Carly Rose Sonenclar kills with Celine Dion favorite. (Opposing Views)

5-Hour Energy responsible for over 90 life-threatening injuries, like heart attacks. (Gawker)

Survivor and Facts of Life star Lisa Whelchel contracts West Nile Virus. (She Knows)

Cher calls Donald Trump a “loudmouth racist cretin” with a bad rug. (ohmyGAHH!)

Soccer star Hope Solo married her abusive boyfriend right after he attacked her? (Deadspin)

Rihanna gets drunk on tequila in Mexico City for first 777 tour show. (MTV)

“I’m not arrogant,” says Chris Brown. Also, why he dressed as is a terrorist. (Evil Beet)

Kate Winslet Cleverly Skewers All Things Titanic

Kate Winslet is seems a little sick of Titanic. Even though her and Leonardo DiCaprio have had expansive careers after their roles in James Cameron’s big-budget romp, they cannot seem to avoid being associated with it by a few nostalgic fans.

People have even urged her to sing the theme song that plays tragically during the end credits and “went on” to become a #1 hit and bestselling song of 1998. “Every time I go into a bar in a hotel where there is a live pianist or a restaurant where they are changing their music according to who walks in the door apparently,” she told MTV News“it’s thrilling for people to surprise me with the Celine Dion song.”  Continue reading “Kate Winslet Cleverly Skewers All Things Titanic”

Pastry Burglar Breaches Celine Dion’s Home

September 5th, 2011 – a 36 year-old man was caught breaking into Celine Dion’s home in Canada.

Daniel Bedard was arrested on the spot and charged with breaking and entering, property damage and auto theft after being found in the singer’s Montreal mansion.

He tripped the silent alarm, and the police found him eating pastries out of the refrigerator and running himself a bath. (Sounds relaxing)

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