Teenage Girl Poisons Grandma’s Collard Greens for Taking her Cell Phone Away

girl who poisoned grandmaIn the news recently, I was unsurprised to learn that a girl in North Carolina dumped poison meant to exterminate termites into her grandmother’s collard greens while she was at church.

It gets worse… This all happened because grandma, one Gaylon Moody of Fayetteville (a dead ringer for Sweet Brown), confiscated her cell phone for a week.

Via CBS:

The seventeen-year-old Fayetteville girl allegedly dumped insecticide and termite killer into a pot of collard greens her grandmother planned on eating for Easter dinner. The station reports Moody cooked the food before attending church for services, and ate the meal when she returned home.

Moody and her friend Clifton Evans both became ill after eating the collard greens, reports the station.

“About an hour and a half later, we started getting sick,” Moody told the station. “My fingers started feeling numb, (and it spread to) my chest, my face, my mouth.”

A friend of Moody’s rushed the two to the hospital, where they were treated and released.

Teens of today care more about technology, and what that technology represents, than family. Not having the thinnest, fastest phone is a social tragedy, and not having a phone at all is like, so much worse than a dead grandma.

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Jermaine, Randy, Paris, and Janet Jackson Face Off

“What’s at stake here is a lot of money, by some accounts $500 million dollars, and people on the street lose their mind when they see a quarter on the ground so you can see how they might come apart a little bit.”

-Aisha Tyler on The Talk

Police were called Monday night after a fight erupted between several of Michael Jackson’s relatives when sister Janet and brothers Jermaine and Randy arrived at their niece and nephew’s compound.

They were reportedly trying to take Michael’s children (Paris, Blanket and Prince) to visit their 82-year-old grandmother Katherine, who was briefly considered “missing” after she left Calabasas, presumably to flee the drama.  Continue reading “Jermaine, Randy, Paris, and Janet Jackson Face Off”

Bobby Brown’s Inevitable Post-Whitney DUI

People associated with Whitney Houston have been in the ultraviolet solar flare-sized spotlight lately. Bobbi Kristina, who is dating her adopted brother while she contemplates changing her last name.

Chaka Khan and Kelly Price tiptoeing around questions about seeing Whitney intoxicated right before her tragic death at the Beverly Hilton Hotel where she died of drowning with cocaine, marijuana, Xanax and muscle relaxants in her system.

And the men in Whitney’s life, well, they’re no better. Ray J trying to deflect ridiculous claims that he had something to do with his girlfriend’s death.  Continue reading “Bobby Brown’s Inevitable Post-Whitney DUI”

Nooo! Not Heather Morris Too! (NSFW)

Hopefully you have no problems separating Heather Morris‘ teenage Glee age from her real age (25) because Morris, like SO many young cell-obsessed actors/actresses will now be suffering from web embarrassment for at least a few weeks.

In the footsteps of Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Pete Wentz, Kat Dennings, Travis Barker and many others, TV’s Brittany S. Pierce is, like the woman she portrayed so well in season two of the hit Fox show, not that innocent.

Unlike the recent Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks leak, these photos are as real as Peter Jackson’s stomach.

The authenticity is in the “I’m A Slave For 4 U” getup. There’s just one thing, I’m having a hard time with. THIS picture, what is that? It’s like a very naughty drawing by one of those shitty caricature artists that operate at fairs/by the shore, specializing in exaggeration.  Continue reading “Nooo! Not Heather Morris Too! (NSFW)”

Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn And The Case Of The Naked Phone Drama

Trying to match chest snapshots to the faces of famous actresses is clearly a case for Nancy Drew and I think Nancy would say, those pictures of Christina Hendricks are probably real.

On Sunday Olivia Munn and Hendricks both suffered nude photo leaks, all at the hands of a merciless hacker. The problem is, both sets contain a few pictures of JUST BOOBS and no face which is very problematic for plagiarism sticklers. The headless ones of Munn are almost certainly fake but ginger jones is another story.

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Infamous Nude Cell Phone Hacker Put Behind Bars

Christopher Chaney, the man responsible for leaking Scarlett Johansson’s nude pictures was arrested  in Jacksonville, Florida by the FBI for crimes that include wiretapping and identity theft.

Chaney, 35, gained access to the phones and emails of not only Johansson but also Christina Aguilera, Kreayshawn, Vanessa Hudgens, Mila Kunis (though all he found were penises) and many others.

The hacker was put in jail but isn’t there anymore. He was released on a $10,000 bond and ordered avoid computers and stay at his parent’s home…

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Blake Lively Nudes (In Case You Missed Them)

As you know, Scarlett Johansson‘s nude cell phone pics were recently released, and she’s now on a pointless quest to have them ALL removed from the internet, with a little help from the FBI.

We still all saw her naked, so I’m not sure how taking them off of a few high-profile websites will reduce their notoriety.

In light of that, I wanted to remind you all that Blake Lively ALSO had nudes stolen from her phone by a mischievious hacker that traipsed onto the web in March.

They are actually very similar to Scarlett’s. Same poofy crumpet nipples, and 3D-television booty. Click “continue” to view the Gossip Girl/The Town star’s NSFW/uncensored pictures…

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak

Surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to suffer from a hacked cell phone nude photo leak. Last time it was Blake Lively and then Kreayshawn.

Two naked photos of the actress seeped on the internet today, but Scarjo and her reps are FURIOUS.

They contacted the FBI, who are looking into not only her breach but also other celebrity women like Demi Lovato, Ali Larter, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez who may have been hacked by the same group/person.

Click “continue reading” to view the uncensored pics…

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