“I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships. If you’re sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year.”
Yes, Vanessa, anything you can do to get him to retire will do nothing but benefit the few non-Lakers fans (me) in existence.
Alas, she comes off sounding like a bitter hag with too much time on her hands who wants her husband to put the yellow shorts and rubber pigskin down so he can sit at home with his two daughters, using his five championship rings as tiaras for their Barbie dolls. Continue reading “Vanessa Bryant Wishes Her Husband Wasn’t So Damn Lazy”