Amanda Bynes has no hair, no sanity, and according to her, no bong.
After being arrested and charged with unlawful possession of marijuana and reckless endangerment for allegedly throwing a bong out the window of her Manhattan apartment, Bynes tweeted that she doesn’t do drugs at all.
“I only smoke tobacco I don’t drink or do drugs. I’ve never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot,” she wrote.
Amanda showed up to court in a messy blonde wig looking like Smurfette after an incestual gangbang.
So… Her shopping list now includes a new bong, more rhinoplasty and a better toupee? Continue reading “BONGS AWAY: Amanda Bynes Charged With Reckless Endangerment”