Chris Brown Is ‘Uplifting Humanity,’ and His Balls

Chris Brown talks with Prestige Magazine about all the good things he’s been up to, like charity, and painting.

(He started with “bad stuff” like graffiti, but has moved on to classy art books from the library).

He refers to himself as “the artist” Chris Brown not once, but twice.

Infuriating quote #1:

As a 23-year-old young entertainer, I want the world to see my art and hopefully be inspired by it, promote positivity with what I do now – with painting, with fashion, with directing, with creativity as far as videos and cinema.

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Donald Trump Offers Obama $5 Million To Release Misc. Records

Wannabe politician and actual reality star Donald Trump is still obsessed with Barack Obama‘s past and history as some sort anti-American terrorist.

On October 24, after multiple guesses from the media about a new, big Trump announcement including one about Barack and Michelle divorce papers, he revealed the “surprise” that was somehow intended to shake up the election.

Trump is offering $5 million dollars to the charity of Obama’s choosing, if he agrees to release his college and passport records.  Continue reading “Donald Trump Offers Obama $5 Million To Release Misc. Records”

I Know What I Want For Christmas…

Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry Barbie Dolls! Look at them, they’re so lifelike. It this were Toy Story, they’d surely come to life and sing me a Glee-worthy mashup called “I Kissed A Bass.” They’re a little confusing though I see they’ve gone California Perry and “classy” Minaj. Sinister.

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