Charlie Hunnam Drops ‘Fifty Shades’ Faster Than You Can Say ‘Inner Goddess’

Charlie Hunnam slicked back hairCharlie Hunnam, beloved shirtless star of Pacific Rim and Sons of Anarchy, has backed out of Fifty Shades of Grey.

An official statement from the studio cites a scheduling conflict, saying Hunnam’s leather-clad role on Sons doesn’t allow him the time to prepare for the equally leathery role of Christian Grey.

This is clearly bullcrap, because he knew his exact schedule when he signed on.

A source tells Hollywood Life that Charlie didn’t want Fifty Shades to be “his version of Showgirls,” which seems much closer to the truth, because he’s too decent of an actor to become the laughing-stock of Charming, L.A. and England all because of a paycheck.  Continue reading “Charlie Hunnam Drops ‘Fifty Shades’ Faster Than You Can Say ‘Inner Goddess’”

Charlie Hunnam Insists He’s READY for Hardcore ‘Fifty Shades’ Sex Scenes

Charlie Hunnam suitCharlie Hunnam was accosted on Saturday at the Sons of Anarchy premiere by reporters who were completely uninterested in motorcycles. Instead, he was asked about sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey, which he says he is ready for because of an early role on Queer as Folkwhere he played the teenage boyfriend of an older man.

It was incredibly explicit sexual scenes with a man,” Hunnam explained. “I mean I’m 16 and 17 years wiser now. So if I could do it when I was 18 with a guy, I can certainly do it at 33 with a lady.”

He also assures us that he has boiling hot chemistry with Dakota Johnson, who will play Anastasia Steele in the movie adaptation of E.L. James’ salacious book.

“As soon as we got in the room and started reading with Dakota, I knew that I definitely wanted to do it, because there was a tangible chemistry between us,” he said.  Continue reading “Charlie Hunnam Insists He’s READY for Hardcore ‘Fifty Shades’ Sex Scenes”

Jax a.k.a. Charlie Hunnam IS Christian Grey

Charlie Hunnam gif eyebrows Christian GreyForget that Sons of Anarchy and Pacific Rim star Charlie Hunnam is too tall, too blonde and too British to play Christian Grey!

He’s sexy and that’s apparently all that matters when you’re casting 50 Shades.

Hunnam has been confirmed as the male lead in the erotic movie version of the bestselling book by middle-aged pervert E.L. James (I’m just jealous of her giant pile of $), after months of casting rumors mainly involving Ian Somerhalder and Robert Pattinson.

I really don’t wonder how he’ll do as a wealthy control freak abuse victim with a box full of ball gags because Fifty Shades of Grey is literally the stupidest, least tantalizing book I have ever read (still jealous).  Continue reading “Jax a.k.a. Charlie Hunnam IS Christian Grey”

Trailer: Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim is every little boy’s dream come to life. Giant robots fighting giant monsters, it’s Battleship, Godzilla and Transformers with a Del Toro twist.

The movie stars Rinko Kikuchi, Idris Elba, and Charlie Day. Also, Ron Perlman and Charlie Hunnam of the Anarchy and Sons Moving Company, and the voice of Ellen McLain (GLaDOS from Portal).

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Trailer: 3, 2, 1… Frankie Go Boom

Frankie Go Boom might be on your radar because of Ron Perlman’s role as “Phyllis” the transgendered hacker. Also, there are a lot of famous people who I specifically like in it such as Lizzy Caplan, Charlie Hunnam (Jax on Sons of Anarchy), Chris Noth and Whitney Cummings.

Chris O’Dowd (Bridesmaids) plays Hunnam’s brother, which is especially funny because they’re both from the UK and speaking with American accents.  Continue reading “Trailer: 3, 2, 1… Frankie Go Boom”