Video: Cher – “Woman’s World”

Before Lady Gaga and Madonna, there was Cher. A woman with a deep, echoing roar of a voice [like a yeti gargling rocks]. But really, I love her…

“Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves?” “Dark Lady??” The three m’s, Moonstruck, Mask and Mermaids. Hell, “Believe” (best served with “Video Games” by fellow rock-gargler Lana Del Rey) is one of my favorite songs to sing cartoonishly when there’s no one around to make me laugh.
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67-years-old and still making music, looking spiffy with paper hair. This would actually be my new favorite video if it weren’t for all the random female stereotypes.  Continue reading “Video: Cher – “Woman’s World””

Cher and Tom Cruise Used To Bang Harder Than Illegal Fireworks

Cher Tom cruise dated To wash out the bad taste after Heather Locklear’s snooty Tom Cruise story on Chelsea Lately about his supposedly horrible dance moves, I’ve got a complimentary one for you from Cher.

During a game called “Gypsies, Tramps and Tea” on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Cher said her two-month relationship with a pre-scientology Cruise was “pretty hot and heavy.”

“I’ve had just the greatest lovers ever! … He was in the top five,” she explained.

Cher also told Oprah in 2008 that she was “crazy” about Tom during their steamy mid-’80s fling. Basically she wishes she  could turn back time and be the Elvira to his Dracula for all 365 days of the year.

What would sex between them even look like? He was 23 and she was 39, so I’m assuming she threw him on the ceiling and shot borrowed Village People arrows at his dimples before nap and juice box time.

Cher’s Mom Is Pretty Hot

Cher posted a photo of her and her 86 year-old mother, Georgia Holt on Twitter right before meeting president Obama at a LBGT fundraiser at the Beverly Wilshire.

Let me just say, what a hot grandma. I can only hope to look 30% as good as her in 60 years.

Did Jane Fonda and Betty White open a spa at an undisclosed location where they sacrifice babies and eat peasants in a bathtub full of milk like Charlize in Snow White?

I demand answers, and so does Obama. Apparently the president playfully asked about her Holt’s diet after Cher told him that she’s 86.

According to the Tweet, Barack said, “Georgia,tell me what u eat.”

Cher’s Hair Is Taller Than Chaz Bono

Cher shocked attendees at the GLAAD’s 23rd Annual Media Awards on Saturday when she stood next to her 5’5″ son, Chaz Bono rocking a gigantic Tamara Dobson-worthy afro. (Google her)

Maybe for Cher height hair equals the amount of support and pride she’s feeling inside?

#CherFro equals happiness.

Ms. Sarkisian (original last name) surprised the crowd when she put her chap-knitting hobby aside for one night to present Chaz with the Stephen F. Kolzak Award.

This award is handed out annually to an openly LBGT celeb for helping to eliminate homophobia in some way. The book Transition: The Story Of How I Became A Man and an appearance on the highly successful show Dancing With The Stars certainly qualifies.

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Cher, Do You Believe in Mask After Mask?

Cher was seen out in L.A. a few days ago wearing this a lovely green facial mask and a pink tracksuit (above) then once before on August 21st 2011 relaxing in her car in Malibu with what I assume to be the same face-mask on.

Cher is known for being quirky and uncaring towards paparazzi, visuals of her doing odd things are always popping up…

Though I can’t imagine putting sunglasses over my itchy/dry avocado mask, with my tracksuit, going outside a look of surprise when my 65 year-old face ends up in the tabloids with a damn Wizard Of Oz witch mask on…

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