Don’t You Dare Forget About Winona Ryder!

Winona Ryder New York 2013 Raven-haired recluse Winona Ryder left her house on Tuesday for the premiere of Disconnect in New York and again on Wednesday for a sunny stroll with a friend.

No one important cares that she stole from Saks Fifth Avenue or did oxycodone, but I get that she only stars in one or two movies a year because at a certain point in her career the spotlight became the Ring and she became Frodo.

I just wish she’d work a tiny bit more. Does the woman not still radiate coolness and youth? In a line-up you’d guess I was 41 and she was 27. Can you think of a single actress with a more impressive resume, in terms of versatility?

The Crucible, Beetlejuice, Little Women, Alien Resurrection, Girl, Interrupted, Dracula, Heathers, Friends, Black Swan, Edward Scissorhands, Reality Bites, Mermaids..? Didn’t think so.