Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-10-12]

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The waiters at Chilly D’s in Stockton will call you fat for eating a third batch of fries. (Gawker)

“Stay” is probably Rihanna’s favorite slow song from Unapologetic. (Popdust)

Paul McCartney forgot his cue at the Olympics because he’s 70. (Huffington Post)

No makeup and gray hair = Fiasco for Adam Lambert. (ohmyGAHH!)

Lea Michele thinks her boobs have emotions, refers to them as “prizewinners.” (Evil Beet)

Decorating your tree in red, bum-baring undies again, are we, Mario Lopez? (E! Online)

Family of nurse who committed suicide after hospital prank speak out, DJs apologize. (Daily Mail)