Ian Ziering Shows Off His 49-Year-Old Ginger Abs

Ian Ziering Chippendales dancer Ian Ziering, best known for his amazing work as the grandfather of all snobby rich kids on Beverly Hills 90210, can currently be seen by horny housewives and confused young lushes in Vegas as a Chippendales dancer.

He is joining the once-famous, spray-tanned likes of Jeff Timmons (of 98°) and Joey Lawrence, who danced the erotic night away in 2011 and 2012.

How much would you pay to see Ziering “use song, dance, striptease and body butter to play out an array of female fantasies”? Apparently others are shelling out $55.45.

I was willing to go to $55.50, but whatever. I just wanted to see if the 25-pound weight loss affected his dong.

Joey Lawrence Is The Latest Chippendales Employee

Nineties teen idol (Blossom) Joey Lawrence is going to be a stripper at Chippendales in Vegas. TMZ reports that he will “sing, dance … the ‘whole nine yards.'”

I don’t think I’m alone when I say that Joey Lawrence isn’t on my radar. Even as a big fan of shows that are no longer televised that I normally would not have seen due to my age.

Not that I’m young anymore, but I’m not “old” either. I’m more familiar with Scott Baio and Corey Feldman types. I’ve watched Charles In Charge, and you’d have to be pulseless to not have witnessed The Goonies or The Lost Boys.

Anyone excited to see (or imagine) him stripping? He’s does look like a waxwork stripper, and also a criminal facial composite sketch that magically came to life.