Christina Applegate Weds Porno for Pyros Bassist Martyn LeNoble

Christina Applegate's husbandChristina Applegate married musician Martyn LeNoble in a ceremony so private that there aren’t even any overhead photos of her dress being blown around by paparazzi helicopter blades.

LeNoble is the bassist for the Perry Farrell-fronted Porno for Pyros (who are said to become active later this year). More recently, he was employed as a composer on Applegate’s show, Up All Night.

He’s also credited with holding her hand during her bout with breast cancer at the beginning of their relationship in 2008. (Now I feel bad for thinking he looks like a cyborg in the sunlight.)

Somewhere, Kate Winslet is raising her hand, hoping for a trade involving Richard Branson’s nephew.

Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip

Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.

I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.

Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:

“There is nothing sexual about that titty and that shoulder. That’s an old titty…I guess she thinks it’s sexy…Looks like a beanbag with a nipple, that breast.”   -Howard Stern  Continue reading “Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip”